Category Archives: Film

Muppets Get All Big Oil Jiggy

Sigh Apparently their Muppet film is going to be incredibly old fashioned, with the familiar Muppet characters putting on a show to save an old theater (the theater from The Muppet Show?). The danger? An evil character wants to tear the place down to get at the oil underneath. It’s sort of current! Gee, I […]

Even The Washington Post Notices That Anti-Iraq/WoT Films Suck

It’s been said so many times, but, during WWII, filmmakers were actually rooting for America to win. Now, they release films and put snarky commentary into TV shows to root for America’s defeat, and highlight how mean and bad and at fault we are (Washington Post) After five years of conflict in Iraq, Hollywood seems […]

Cloverfield-The Review

OK, I went to see Cloverfield this afternoon, so, let me tell you how it was (don’t worry, no spoilers) Go see the movie. Right now. What? You’re still here? Get up out of your chair, and go see the movie. Right f’ing now! I’m serious, what are you waiting for? Tell the boss you […]

Bad Movies – Dragon Wars + Best and Worst Vampire Movies

I made the unfortunate mistake of renting Dragon Wars. Wow! Bad! Really bad! How can someone screw up a movie about dragons? You would think it would be easy to make a good one. Nope. Terrible, simply terrible. Save your $4.50 plus tax to rent it. This got me thinking, for some reason, about the […]

I Am Legend And AVP: Requiem

I did something I usually do not do this week, chiefly being going to the movies. Usually, I will only go when it is something huge, such as the Pirate’s of the Caribbean series, Lord of the Rings series, or Star Wars series. Its gotta be huge to get me to go. I have a […]

Shilpa Shetty Arrested Over Gere Kiss

Can’t blame this one on the Muslims, folks Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty has been arrested in India over her infamous clinch with Richard Gere, after airport officials said she was still wanted in connection with obscenity charges. The Celebrity Big Brother winner was released only after prolonged questioning after being stopped at Mumbai Airport, according […]

Hitchhikers Guide To Liberals

Ran across the slight, and I mean slight, possibility of a Hitchhikers sequal (yes, I did really like the movie,) thought these quotes fit the Libs perfectly Arthur: All my life I’ve had this strange feeling that there’s something big and sinister going on in the world. Slartibartfast: No, that’s perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the […]

Jessica Alba Attacked By Costume

So, I was checking out some of the production photos of Rise of the Silver Surfer, reading the reviews. I’m going to see the moving in the theater, I loved the first one. Yeah, I know some folks think it was hokey, but, hey, to each his own. It is light years about that travesty […]

Pirates of The Caribbean 3: At Worlds End

Yar, mates, it be less then a day before the general release Afternoon Post Movie Update: hmmm, just do not know. Some was great, some, have to think about. I’m thinking there needs to be a 4th movie for closure.

Pirates Of The Caribbean 3: At Worlds End

Just a wee bit over a day till thee release, brethren! Where ye be Friday, Mates? Yar, me know that it is an early premiere in some areas Thursday eve, yet, me planning on Friday afternoone, not have to deal with yon crowds

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