Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Spain Experiencing Flood And Drought

All because you refuse to turn your AC off Spain’s deadly floods and droughts are two faces of the climate crisis coin Residents of Chiva, a small town on the outskirts of Valencia, can expect a grim future of worsening drought as the planet heats up and the country dries out. But on Tuesday, they […]

UN Warns Doom From ‘Climate Change’ Soon If You Aren’t Made To Comply

To reiterate, I’d believe it was a crisis if the people who tell me it’s a crisis acted like it is a crisis with their own lives, not have 30K Warmists take long fossil fueled trips to the fossil fuels nation of Azerbaijan for COP29 Climate change: UN report says planet to warm by 3.1 […]

“Scientists” Say It’ll Be Hard To Cool The Planet Down Now Or Something

There was a time when these members of a doomsday cult would have been laughed at and run out of academia and other jobs. Now their doomy bloviating is taken as gospel (non-paywalled here) Scientists have said that we can cool the planet back down. Now they’re not sure it will be so easy. For […]

Humanity Hangs In The Balance From Hotcoldwetdry Or Something

This again? Sigh. It’s like the climate cult has a spreadsheet that says “don’t forget to bring this up every so often” Earth’s ‘vital signs’ show humanity’s future in balance, say climate experts Many of Earth’s “vital signs” have hit record extremes, indicating that “the future of humanity hangs in the balance”, a group of […]

Your Fault: Dengue Fever Could Get Really Bad Because Of Global Boiling

A grand total of four people in California got it, so, that means a doomsaying article California faces ‘unprecedented’ local spread of dengue fever, possibly driven by climate change California last week clocked its fourth case of locally transmitted dengue fever this year — an alarming rise in a sometimes-deadly disease that experts fear could […]

Corn Is The Next Thing Doomed From Hotcoldwetdry

Regular corn, which has been around for thousands and thousands of year, which has been modified many times by Mankind, is doomed, so, we need “short corn” ‘Short corn’ could replace the towering cornfields steamrolled by a changing climate Taking a late-summer country drive in the Midwest means venturing into the corn zone, snaking between […]

Your Fault: The Next Banking Crisis Could Come From Global Boiling

It’s always some sort of fearmongering with these cultists. Always looking to make some sort of doom The next banking crisis could come from climate change America’s smallest banks face potentially destructive losses from climate-related weather disasters, according to a first-of-its-kind report from a climate change nonprofit. And they’re not even aware of the risk. Property damage […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) Worsens Anthrax In Zimbabwe

This could have been stopped had you just given up your use of fossil fuels and meat, but, no, you had to be selfish Anthrax in Zimbabwe: Caused by Oppression, Worsened by Climate Change A herd of emaciated cows crowd for water at a small dam in the Zimunya area about 50 kilometres (31 miles) […]

Global Boiling Is Terrifying To GenZ Or Something

It’s not terrifying enough for them to give up their own use of fossil fuels, often to just go take selfies, nor their fast fashion, nor constantly getting new smartphones, nor the enormous amounts of energy they use to stream everything on a constant basis. They won’t stop fighting, though, for government to raise their […]

We Need New Bread For An Overheated World Or Something

It’s always something with this doomsday cult. Did they have to do this during the previous Holocene warm periods? We know they had a lot of problems growing wheat during the Little Ice Age, which made making bread difficult Can better bread be a climate change solution? These bakers think so It’s a drizzly, cold […]

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