Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

‘Climate Change’ Will Soon Have Us Growing Corn In The Yukon

The tundra will soon be excellent farmland because you want to live a modern lifestyle Corn Harvests in the Yukon? Study Finds That Climate Change Will Boost Likelihood That Wilderness Gives Way to Agriculture Climate change has the potential to restructure the world’s agricultural landscapes, making it possible to plant crops in places where they […]

Scientists Say We’re In Uncharted Territory On Climate Doom Or Something

“Once upon a time” they said “we’re afraid” ‘We Are Afraid’: Scientists Issue New Warning As World Enters ‘Uncharted Climate Territory’ A distinguished international team of scientists on Tuesday issued the starkest warning yet that human activity is pushing Earth into a climate crisis that could threaten the lives of up to 6 billion people […]

Your Fault: Atlantic Hurricanes More Likely To Strengthen From Weak To Strong

It’s always something with the Cult. First it was that the huge seasons from the mid-2000’s would be the new normal. When activity and formation dropped off, and few were hitting the US or Caribbean we were told that this was due to ‘climate change’ wind sheer, and there would be fewer but bigger. But, […]

Greenland Is About To Hit A Climate Doom Tipping Point Or Something

This must be immediate and terrifying, right? Climate tipping points near for Greenland, but it’s not too late to save ice sheet, researchers say New research suggests the Greenland ice sheet is on track to cross a critical threshold that could cause runaway melting, but that it’s also possible the threshold will be crossed temporarily, […]

1 Million Miami Residents Could Relocate In “Climate Gentrification” Or Something

Funny how The Science looks more like a crystal ball reader at the fall fair. And somehow this hot cult garbage ended up in what used to be a responsible magazine, Scientific American ‘Climate Gentrification’ Will Displace One Million People in Miami Alone More than half of the 2.6 million residents in the Miami area […]

Doom: The Mediterranean Holiday May Be Coming To An End From Global Boiling

Question: why are people taking vacations in the first place to the Med? That requires a fossil fueled trip and uses lots of energy to house them and let them have fun. They should all just stay home Is this the end of the Mediterranean beach holiday? The holiday apartment in Alicante, Spain, has been […]

Bummer: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Maybe Have Long Term Impacts On Mental Health

If you tell everyone it’s a world ending crisis, if you teach them that it is a world ending crisis, if the news and politicians are constantly bleating doom and gloom (while using vast amounts of fossil fuels themselves), what you end up is people who are constantly in a state of mental illness, be […]

Doom: Global Boiling To Make Beer Taste Bad Or Something

This all could have been avoided if you simply gave up your fossil fueled lifestyle and your freedom Climate change could soon affect the taste of beer, new study says Beer lovers beware: Climate change could soon make the world’s most popular alcoholic drink much more bitter. Climate change could soon be altering the quality […]

Your Fault: Sugar Shortage Due To Global Boiling Bad Weather

With Halloween coming up, things are all doomy World sugar shortage due to extreme weather threatening Halloween candy prices Extreme weather has dealt major blows to the sugar industry worldwide this year, which could cost you more cash to fill up the trick-or-treat bags. “This has been a very tough year for global sugar. If […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Will Cause The Collapse Of Civilization

Nothing like going full apocalyptic, right? But, hey, this is all about science, not a doomsday cult. Of course, it’s right there in the headline Doomsday author’s analysis: How climate change will cause the collapse of civilization Yup Editor’s note: Marshall Brain – futurist, inventor, NCSU professor, writer and creator of “How Stuff Works” –  is a contributor to […]

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