Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Oh, Noes: ‘Climate Change’ To Impact Florida Strawberry Production

Will it make strawberry production better, since plants love carbon dioxide, and a slightly warmer Florida in the winter will allow for more growing? Of course not, this is the climate cult, and Everything Is Bad New report shows climate change will impact strawberry production in Florida In 2022, the Florida legislature created the official […]

Your Fault: Chance Of Big El Nino This Year Grows

In a sane world, this would simply be some weather related news, no big deal. In a climate cult world this would be a call for doom El Niño is coming back — and could last the rest of the year El Niño is making its comeback – and making itself at home. National forecasters […]

Climate Cult Now Hoping Malaria Will Be Next Pandemic

You know, because a slight temperature increase is going to make Canada like Panama, and these people are doomsday cultists, after all Felled By A Warming World: Will Malaria Be The Next Pandemic? The next global health crisis might not be another pandemic caused by a novel respiratory infection. Instead, we could see climate change […]

Your Fault: People Are Getting Allergies Because Of Climate Doom

There are many reasons why adults suddenly develop allergies to the various things that are considered allergens. It could be simply because. I never used to be allergic to dust mites, oak, and cut grass. That came on quick. They can go away quick, too. And many things that people say they are allergic to […]

World Meteoroligical Org Gives Planet A Failing Grade Due To Climate Apocalypse

So says CNN World Meteorological Organization gives planet a failing grade in annual climate change analysis The link is just to a video from CNN, which fails to mention if CNN has stopped using fossil fuels to run their business. Let’s go to CNN Philippines Droughts, floods and record low ice levels – from the […]

Doom: World Could Maybe Possibly Face Record Temperatures This Year

Nice of the “climate scientists” to make this prognostication almost 5 months into the year, especially as an El Nino forms World could face record temperatures in 2023 as El Nino returns The world could breach a new average temperature record in 2023 or 2024, fuelled by climate change and the anticipated return of the […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) My Drive More Hurricanes Towards East Coast

Horary, yet another crazy prognostication from the cult. How many have we seen? More hurricanes, fewer hurricanes, fewer but more powerful, climate change causing trade winds to kill them in the Atlantic, category 6 hurricanes, more rainfall, less rainfall, more flooding, faster moving, slower moving. Remember when they said the big 2005 season would be […]

Your Fault: Melting Antarctic Will Drastically Slow Down Ocean Flows

So, it’s not actually happening? It’ll just be doom in the future? Rising Antarctic ice melt will dramatically slow global ocean flows – study Rapidly melting Antarctic ice is dramatically slowing down the flow of water through the world’s oceans, and could have a disastrous impact on global climate, the marine food chain and even […]

Horror: Trees Grow An Extra Month Because You Have A Gas Stove

Even if you don’t have a gas stove, you’ve thought about it, which is just as bad Climate change: trees grow for extra month as planet warms – study Global warming is changing the way trees grow, new research suggests. Researchers studying hardwoods in northwest Ohio say a century of warming has extended their annual […]

Vox: We Can’t Really Blame The Los Angeles Tornado On ‘Climate Change’, But, Hey, We Can Strongly Hint It

Well, you had to know that the climate cultists would be out and about linking climate doom with the tornado, right? It’s what they do. And then they jump in their fossil fueled vehicles to get some food delivered to the store by fossil fueled trucks Yes, there was just a tornado near Los Angeles. […]

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