Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Doom: Sea Level Could Rise 20-30 Because You Ate A Burger

If you would just comply and give up your money, freedom, and choice to Government, everything would be OK Sea levels are going to rise by at least 20ft. We can do something about it The climate emergency is bigger than many experts, elected officials, and activists realize. Humanity’s greenhouse gas emissions have overheated the […]

Climate Crisis (scam) Could Possibly Maybe We Feel Destabilize The Globe Or Something

See, before people drove fossil fueled vehicles and ate delicious cheeseburgers, there was no destabilization of the globe, right? No crisis, no big problems, no wars, no disease outbreaks, nothing, right? (yes, this is Axios, hence the format) Climate change could destabilize globe through 2040, spy agencies say Climate change will lead to a less […]

Bummer: COVID Lockdowns Haven’t Stopped Carbon Pollution

Remember when they were telling us that COVID lockdowns reduced the output of carbon dioxide by up to 17%? And that climate cultists loved the notion of keeping everyone locked to stop/slow climate apocalypse? Well… COVID-19 hasn’t slowed global warming: Earth’s carbon dioxide levels highest in over 3 million years, NOAA says The COVID-19 pandemic did […]

Australian Group Calls Paris Targets “Virtually Impossible”

By virtually impossible, do they mean the measures needed per their cult beliefs which would destroy economies and turn citizens into serfs of Government? “Virtually impossible”: Australian scientists sound alarm over Paris climate goals The Australian Academy of Science quietly released a report on March 31 that underlines the stakes of President Biden’s April 22 climate summit […]

Climate Cult Lays Out The Rules For Eating Food Or Something

Oh, wait, you where thinking these were rules for the people who believe in the climate crisis scam? Silly you. It’s rarely ever about themselves, it’s always about Other People. And government force on people and private entities The 2 Rules for Eating to Fight Climate Change Quit wasting food and eat less meat. What’s […]

ClimaBummer: Japan Just Saw Earliest Blossoming Of Cherry Blossom Trees In….1,200 Years

You know what this means? Climate doom. All because you refuse to give up your fossil fueled travel and take the train or bus, refuse to stop eating juicy burgers, and won’t give up your money, freedom, and choice to Government Japan just recorded its earliest cherry blossom bloom in 1,200 years. Scientists warn it’s […]

We’re Saved! Energy Company Makes Spotify List For Climate Apocalypse

I was getting worried for a moment Energy Company Makes Spotify Playlist to Reduce People’s Climate Crisis Concerns European energy company Vattenfall has produced a Spotify playlist to help people who are losing sleep over the climate crisis. The “Super Soothing Climate Progress Engineering Tracks” allow listeners to hear the technical details around energy production, hydroelectric power and […]

You Know What’s Super Scary? Cherry Blossom Trees Blooming A Bit Earlier From Climate Apocalypse

You know it’s a doomsday cult when they can find the most mundane thing and turn it into a sign of the apocalypse. There’s nothing unusual about trees blooming a bit early during a low level Holocene warm period. It’s happened many times before and will happen again. But, this is your fault this time, […]

Doom: Hotcoldwetdry Threatens Potato Chip Production!

This is horrible, and all your fault, you know Climate Change Threatens Potato Chip Production, Global Food Storage Climate change poses significant dangers to global food supplies as rising temperatures make storage more difficult, The Associated Press reports. Food around the world is stored outside after harvest, before processing, but rising temperatures and other altered […]

Your Fault: Earth Will Soon Have “Ultra-Heat Waves”

Yeah, I saw you take that fossil fueled trip down the road when you could have walked Ignoring climate change will lead to “ultra-extreme” heatwaves In a new study from the Max Planck Institute for Chemistry, experts report that ignoring the signs of climate change will lead to “ultra-extreme” heatwaves in the Middle East and […]

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