Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Climate Cultists Come Up With New Term, “Heat Storm”

It’s also apparently a “boiling poing” (view Climate Depot) Boiling Point: Climate change is wreaking havoc on the power grid in ways you never knew If you’re in the habit of reading the president’s tweets, you may have noticed a theme the last few weeks: California is a fiery wasteland. He said as much Tuesday, writing that […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Make Old Faithful Less Faithful

Remember back to the socially distanced gathering you had the other month, where people ate burgers, cheese, and ice cream which came from Evil moo cows? This future event is Your Fault Climate Change Could Make Yellowstone’s Famous Geyser Less Faithful Yellowstone National Park’s famous Old Faithful geyser is famously reliable, firing a jet of scalding […]

UN Warns Climate Crisis (scam) Will Cause “Unimaginable Hell”

To fix this, they’ll have ten thousand plus take long fossil fueled trips to the next UN IPCC Conference on the Parties, where they will demand Other People give up their money ‘Uninhabitable hell’: Climate change and disease threaten millions, UN warns A jump in climate-related disasters this century, along with the global coronavirus pandemic, […]

The Climate Crisis (scam) Is The Story Of The Century Or Something

Has anyone let the climate cultists know that there is no UN IPCC climate conference this year? They usually start with the super-scary stuff around this time of year as we head towards the normal early December big meeting. It was cancelled due to Bat Soup Virus, which might be a slightly bigger story The […]

Your Fault: Global Heating Makes Nights Warmer

Wait, I thought it was climate change? And, your fault for taking that long shower followed by chocolate milk from an Evil cow Global heating warming up ‘nights faster than days’ The climate crisis is heating up nights faster than days in many parts of the world, according to the first worldwide assessment of how global heating is […]

Climate Crisis (scam) Cold And Wet To Make Coronavirus Bad Or Something

See, because you took a long shower with natural gas heated water, drank non-fair trade non-GMO coffee, had bacon on your breakfast sandwich, and drove a fossil fueled vehicle to work, you increased the greenhouse gases and are making it colder and wetter…per the climalunatics at CNN, who use vast amounts of fossil fuels and […]

Cult Of Climastrology Installs Climate Clock In Manhattan, Counting Down To Doom

What happens when it hits zero and everything is just fine? How long until it’s too late to save Earth from climate disaster? This clock is counting down. How long does the world have left to act before an irreversible climate emergency alters human existence as we know it? A new digital clock unveiled in […]

Pro-lifers Should Be Concerned With ‘Climate Change’ (scam) Or Something

Does this mean the pro-murder folks shouldn’t be concerned? This is just another hot-take designed to increase the membership of the Cult of Climastrology Pro-lifers should be concerned about climate change | Opinion Toddlers will melt your heart with their innocence, trust, and wide-eyed wonderment. Their mischievous curiosity and determination to sit, stand, crawl, walk, […]

HotCold Take: Half Of Americans Could Maybe Possibly See Harsher Conditions From Climate Crisis (scam)

They aren’t even pretending that this is anything other than straight up scare-mongering Half of all Americans could find themselves in harsher conditions as the climate crisis causes wildfires on the West Coast, hurricanes on the East Coast, and natural disasters throughout the country About half of all Americans, or 162 million residents, will likely […]

Excitable Joe Biden Says He’ll Stop Bad Weather If Elected President Or Something

Political newcomer Handsy Joe Bide says to trust him, his inexperience in government will allow him to make changes to stop Bad Weather ‘Is this doomsday’: Biden says wildfires show Trump doesn’t deserve reelection, calls him ‘climate arsonist’ Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said Monday that urgent action is needed to prevent climate change, pointing […]

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