Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

New Climate Cult Study Rules Out Less Severe Scenarios Or Something

Climate cultists must be upset that the media and most people are still ignoring the climate crisis (scam) during the Bat Soup Virus occurrence. Seriously, I’ve mentioned before that it has become rather difficult to find any articles of interest over the past months, so, scaremongering time! (note: this is from the Seattle Times, which […]

Here We Go Again: CoC Claims Polar Bears Could Be Lost By 2100

Never let a good talking point go to waste Climate change: Polar bears could be lost by 2100 Polar bears will be wiped out by the end of the century unless more is done to tackle climate change, a study predicts. Scientists say some populations have already reached their survival limits as the Arctic sea […]

Your Fault: Summers Could Maybe Possibly Soon Be Too Hot For Human

I saw you eating that cheeseburger with a milkshake, using your fossil fueled vehicle to drive you to and fro during your lunch hour, using evil air conditioning at the same time Climate change: Summers could become ‘too hot for humans’ Millions of people around the world could be exposed to dangerous levels of heat […]

Bummer: Handsy Joe Says We Only Have 9 Years Left From Climate Crisis (scam) Doom

Joe Biden should tell all his supporters to stop taking fossil fueled trips, give up their intake of meat, and go live in tents Biden on Climate Change: Only Nine Years Left but Net Zero Emissions ‘No Later than 2050′ Former vice president and Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden said Tuesday the United States only has nine […]

Who’s Ready For Climate Change Induced Poison Ivy Doom?

There’s a very interesting admission on this doom-mongering piece Poison ivy likely to become more abundant and more potent with climate change A six-year study found that elevated levels of carbon dioxide increase the growth of poison ivy Leaves of three, let it be. Many of us were taught this rhyme as children to keep […]

Surprise: Chance Of World Hitting 1.5C Doubles In New “Model”

I guess no one is buying all the “Coronavirus is the time to Do (destroy the world’s economy an control everyone’s lives) Something” talking points, so, back to straight scaremongering Chances of global warming to 1.5C within five years doubles under new modelling Global temperatures have a 20 per cent change of reaching 1.5C above […]

Rare Clouds May Be Harbinger Of Climate Doom Or Something

This is probably your fault for taking a long shower with the lights on, followed by a hearty breakfast with evil sausage. And your fossil fueled trip to work all alone? The climate gods want to have a word with you Rare night clouds may be warning sign of climate crisis Something magical appeared at […]

DOOM: The World Has Had Two Extra Heatwave Days Per Decade Because You Ate A Burger

This is horrible, horrible news, and I’m looking squarely at you for taking a fossil fueled trip down to that burger joint and eating. Probably with evil cheese on it, along with lettuce and tomatoes which have big road miles to them OPINION The world endured two extra heatwave days per decade since 1950 – […]

There’s A Worrisome Link Between Deforestation (Climate Change) And Viruses Or Something

You know I’m not a big fan of deforestation and clear cutting. But, of course, the Cult of Climastrology is trying to link it to viruses, because Wuhan Virus Bat Soup Virus is flowing around ‘Like Poking a Beehive’: The Worrisome Link Between Deforestation And Disease In 2013, an 18-month old boy got sick after […]

Climate Crisis Might Maybe Cause Pregnancy Risks, Especially For Black Mothers Or Something

Here’s today’s scary prognostication from the Cult of Climastrology, which you can find all over the news. It’s also meant to hijack the current strife with black people Climate Change Tied to Pregnancy Risks, Affecting Black Mothers Most Pregnant women exposed to high temperatures or air pollution are more likely to have children who are […]

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