Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

We Can’t Ignore The Risks From Hotcoldwetdry And Coronavirus Or Something

Hey, should we be calling it Wuhan virus, or would that be raaaaacist? Regardless, the doomsday Cult of Climastrology continues to jam its cultish beliefs into everything. This is from Axios, hence the formatting Coronavirus and climate change are obvious risks we ignore Forget black swans. We’re getting run over by two gray rhinos: coronavirus […]

Jaguar Land Rover Boss: St. Greta, Extinction Rebellion Offer No Ideas

Outgoing Jaguar Land Rover boss Ralf Speth is free to have Real Talk, since he is leaving JLR, so, he doesn’t have to worry about the typical verbal and written assaults and threats from members of the Cult of Climastrology which would occur against himself, his family, and JLR Jaguar Land Rover boss says Greta […]

Surprise: “More Accurate” Climate Model Projects Worse Doom

Funny how things always get more and more doomy with this cult, eh? More accurate climate change model reveals bleaker outlook on electricity, water use By 2030, global warming alone could push Chicago to generate 12% more electricity per person each month of the summer. If the city generated any less electricity, it would be […]

Doom: Tropical Forests Losing Ability To Absorb “Carbon”

A doomsday cult always has to keep trotting out doom to keep themselves going. And the nature of that doom always grows. And using proper scientific terms isn’t necessary Tropical forests losing their ability to absorb carbon, study finds Tropical forests are taking up less carbon dioxide from the air, reducing their ability to act […]

Everybody Panic: Half The World’s Beaches May Possibly Perchance Disappear

Hey, good news, this is rather a new one from the Cult of Climastrology, at least in positioning it this way. But, hey, like any doomsday cult, the CoC has to continuously find new points of Doom to keep the fear going Beach bummer: Half of world’s sandy coastlines may vanish this century Half the […]

Hotcoldwetdry Is Making The Kids Angry Or Something

Perhaps someone should explain to them how much government is controlling their lives and will be taking out of their paychecks. And then how much more government will be controlling their lives and taking from their paychecks if the policies they advocate for are passed. That’s, if they can find a job thanks to the […]

The Next Recession Will Be Due To You Driving A Fossil Fueled Vehicle And Having A Burger

Now, if you had a cheeseburger, that would cause a depression The Next Economic Recession Will Likely Come From Climate Crisis American companies are ignoring the risks of climate change at their own peril, according to a researcher warning that extreme weather caused by the climate crisis could result in a devastating economic recession. Financial […]

Your Fault: Climate Crisis Could Be Catastrophic National Security Threat

Because wars and stuff never happened before fossil fueled vehicles, coal heating, and you eating a delicious burger Climate change could be a ‘catastrophic’ national security threat, report warns Climate change could turn into a “catastrophic” threat to national and global security in the coming decades, warns a new report released Monday. “Even at scenarios […]

Doom Today: ‘Climate Change’ Is Coming For Your Garden

Hey, a doomsday cult always has to come up with new things that are doomed, right? The climate crisis is coming for your lovely English garden Daffodils flowering before Christmas. Roses still in bloom in January. Grapes flourishing in the home counties. Across the UK, the changing climate is upending gardening calendars. But while milder […]

Who’s Up For Some Omnicide With Our ‘Climate Change’ (scam)?

This is one I’ve seen cropping up on climate Twitter, and now we have From Climate Change to Omnicide As this decade dawns, we are confronted with the reality of climate crisis—both in the image of uncontainable fires raging across the Australian bush, and in the voices of young people speaking truth to power and […]

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