Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Climate Crisis (scam) Worsens Anthrax In Zimbabwe

This could have been stopped had you just given up your use of fossil fuels and meat, but, no, you had to be selfish Anthrax in Zimbabwe: Caused by Oppression, Worsened by Climate Change A herd of emaciated cows crowd for water at a small dam in the Zimunya area about 50 kilometres (31 miles) […]

Global Boiling Is Terrifying To GenZ Or Something

It’s not terrifying enough for them to give up their own use of fossil fuels, often to just go take selfies, nor their fast fashion, nor constantly getting new smartphones, nor the enormous amounts of energy they use to stream everything on a constant basis. They won’t stop fighting, though, for government to raise their […]

We Need New Bread For An Overheated World Or Something

It’s always something with this doomsday cult. Did they have to do this during the previous Holocene warm periods? We know they had a lot of problems growing wheat during the Little Ice Age, which made making bread difficult Can better bread be a climate change solution? These bakers think so It’s a drizzly, cold […]

Doom Today: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Get Rid Of Kimchi

I won’t miss it. The real stuff smells. But, the object here is to prognosticate doom in order for government to take your money and freedom Kimchi no more? Climate change puts South Korea’s beloved cabbage dish at risk South Korea’s famous kimchi is falling victim to climate change, with scientists, farmers and manufacturers saying […]

“Experts” Say Climate Doom Will Make Bridges Fall Apart Like Tinkertoys Or Something

Another day, another prognostication of doom. Do any of the climate youts even know what tinkertoys are? Climate Change Can Cause Bridges to ‘Fall Apart Like Tinkertoys,’ Experts Say On a 95-degree day this summer, New York City’s Third Avenue Bridge, connecting the Bronx and Manhattan, got stuck in the open position for hours. As […]

Your Fault: Hiker Deaths Increase In Grand Canyon

It couldn’t possibly have anything to do with more and more idiots trying to take selfies and vids of themselves for social media while hiking into areas they are unprepared for and/or dangerous, right, just like we’ve seen the “influencers” do for years now, especially post-COVID? Nope, you fault Hiker deaths in Grand Canyon rise […]

Bummer: Corals That Survive Climate Doom Will Be Difference Or Something

It’s not like corals have survived for over 500 million years, changing up a bit over that time, including from hot and cold periods, from ice ages, from warmth, from higher and lower seas, from the continents moving around, from underwater volcanoes, from the development of all sorts of sea life, from iceball Earth. I […]

UN Head Takes Long Fossil Fueled Flight To Complain About Sea Rise

All the way to Tonga UN chief calls rising seas a ‘worldwide catastrophe’ Highlighting seas that are rising at an accelerating rate, especially in the far more vulnerable Pacific island nations, United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres issued yet another climate SOS to the world. This time he said those initials stand for “save our seas.” […]

AP Manages To Drag Climate Crisis (scam) Into Story About Herding Cows In Nigeria’s Capitol City

Much of Nigeria is arid, and has been for centuries, especially the northern areas, which tend to see 20 inches or less a year of rain. The Sahara Desert has been encroaching on northern Nigeria for at least 5,000 years, and, scientists think that the area would have been considered a desert even during the […]

Climate Cult Decides To Fearmonger Over Two Day Or Less Shipping

If you’re thinking climate cultists are sitting around going “hmm, what can we link to our doomsday cult?”, you’re entirely correct, and it matters not if it is some rando cultist on Twitter or CNBC The two-day or less shipping Americans have come to expect faces a climate change threat Customers have come to expect […]

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