Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Global Boiling Could Make Brain Health Worse

Yesterday we learned that climate apocalypse could maybe possibly they guess be making migraines worse. Now Climate Change Is Affecting Brain Health, Study Finds Conditions like dementia, epilepsy and depression could spread and worsen in severity as the world heats up. In a study released Wednesday, University College London researchers analyzed neuroscience literature to reveal how extreme […]

Doom Today: Coral Reefs Could Totally Disappear

These would be the same coral reefs which have survived higher temperatures and higher sea levels since the end of the last ice age, but, see, not it’s totally different Coral reefs could vanish if temperatures continue to rise A recent study published by Oxford University Press highlights a disturbing trend in the health of coral reefs […]

Who’s Up For Synthetic Coffee Due To Global Boiling?

There are some actual legitimate reasons why coffee is in shortage: including ‘climate change’ is just cult business Why You May Soon Be Drinking Synthetic Coffee Your typical morning cup of coffee is a social and environmental disaster—but you’ll soon have the option to start sipping something less harmful: synthetic coffee. Worldwide, people consume two […]

Your Fault: More Meteorites Are Disappearing In Overheating Antarctic

No matter the issue, the climate cult will blame it on hotcoldwetdry A ‘shocking’ number of meteorites — and their secrets — are sinking into Antarctic ice due to global warming Antarctica has long been loved by astronomers for hosting rocks from outer space — more than 48,000 meteorites cataloged were found here, and about […]

Doom Today: Snakes Could Migrate Due To Global Heating

This could have been avoided if you had given up your modern lifestyle. Or, at least paid lots in taxes and fees Venomous snakes likely to migrate en masse amid global heating, says study Climate breakdown is likely to lead to the large-scale migration of venomous snake species into new regions and unprepared countries, according […]

Climahypocrite Sheldon Whitehouse Climate Climate Crisis (scam) Could Crash Financial System

Obviously, no one at The Hill, which published this, bothered to push back or demand actual proof Sen. Whitehouse: Climate change could crash the financial system The Hill reported earlier this month on how opaque decisions within the insurance industry were laying the groundwork for where Americans will live as the planet heats. But the risk goes […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Could Be Messing With The Lifecycle Of Cicadas

By this time, everyone knows that two different groups of cicadas are coming out of the ground, right? So, of course, the climate cult has to jump in For cicadas, it’s safety in numbers. Is climate change throwing off their timing? A cicada in sync with its brood is a cicada with a chance. The […]

Your Fault: Worst Wine Harvest In 62 Years Blamed On Climate Doom

Can any remember what was happening in 1962? Worst wine harvest in 62 years blamed on ‘extreme’ weather and climate change Global wine production reached a historic low in 2023 and climate change could be to blame, a new report has revealed. The International Organisation of Vine and Wine (OIV) says the drink hit its […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Can Harm Soccer

Seriously, a slight uptick in average temperatures is dooming what those weird Europeans call football Football’s climate change threat: Flooded stadiums, too hot to train “God blessed Fulham with great geography,” the Premier League club’s owner Shahid Khan said in 2021 as he discussed his vision for Craven Cottage’s new £80 million stand on the […]

Kenyans Switch From Cows To Camels To Fight Global Boiling Or Something

One would think the Kenyans would be like “why are all these 1st World elitists trying to keep us from having the same modern life they’ve been living?” “If there was no climate change, we would not even bother to buy these camels,” said Jonathan Lati Lelelit, governor of Samburu. The government there is distributing […]

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