Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

And Here We Go: Warmists Link Coronavirus To ‘Climate Change’ (scam)

I’ve seen lots of this in Twitter Climate change: Taal volcano, Turkey earthquake, Australia bushfire, China NCOV…. Human inflicted: US vs Iran, Kobe chopper crush, HK riot…. Whew! pic.twitter.com/GTysiOA31p — AMMatta (@MattaArlene) January 28, 2020 The colon seems to denote that all those things are being caused by anthropogenic climate change. All the cultists have […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Cause The Next Financial Meltdown Or Something

This is not the first attempt by the Cult of Climastrology to link any future recession/depression to ‘climate change’. They Warmists have been ramping up this bit of fear mongering as of late, that way when a recession happens, something which comes in cycles, they can Blamestorm you for eating a burger Climate Change Could […]

2020 May Possibly Maybe Be The Last Chance To Stop Climate Doom

Climate Change News’ Kevin Rudd, who is a former Australian Prime Minister (2007-10, 2013) and Foreign Minister (2010-12), or whomever wrote the headline, puts in a qualifier so the Cult of Climastrology can scaremonger about 2021 being the last chance, just like it was in 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, all the way back to […]

Good News: Every Single Day Of Weather Since 2012 Is Your Fault

Remember that cheeseburger you at in 2011? And that fossil fueled trip you took for Thanksgiving? Where you ate too much? And all those presents you ordered that were delivered by fossil fueled vehicles? And how you bought a refrigerator with an ice maker? And refused to hand wash your clothes? Well, every single bit […]

Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly “We’re Just Spitballin’ Here” Lead To More Injuries And Deaths

This is plainly your fault for driving to work in a fossil fueled vehicle with your coffee from far away, and you must atone by paying a tax and purchasing carbon offsets from Al Gore Climate change could lead to more injuries and deaths Drownings, car accidents, and violence that spike during unusual weather could […]

CNN Decides To Mainstream Notion That Puerto Rico Earthquakes Are Linked To ‘Climate Change’

Puerto Rico has been experiencing lots and lots and lots of earthquakes over the last week. They had a big 5.9 Saturday. Here’s just one view of what is going on In Puerto Rico, earthquakes are more active than normal. These earthquakes, also called aftershocks, are occurring near the mainshock and are part of what […]

Australia Is Committing Hotcoldwetdry Suicide Or Something

It can’t be a day ending in a “y” without some sort of unhinged level 10 screed from the Cult of Climastrology, eh? Here’s Australian Richard Flanagan in the NY Times, who is not a climate scientists, and I thought we were only supposed to listen to climate scientists Australia Is Committing Climate Suicide Australia […]

We Only Have 10 Years Left To Save The Planet Or Something

And Warmists have ideas! 10 years to save planet Earth: Here are 6 imaginative climate change solutions A giant parasol that hovers high in orbit to block the sun. Refreezing the melting poles by making submarine-sized ice cubes. Pumping extra carbon dioxide deep underground for indefinite storage. Spraying sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere to form […]

White Christmas’ Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past In Canada Or Something

This is all your fault. All your use of fossil fuels, ordering presents online to have them delivered, not growing your own food, eating some sort of meat on Christmas day, having lights up, using wrapping paper. Bad you! No white Christmas? Environment Canada predicts ‘green’ holiday Though it’s still too early to say with […]

Say, What Does America Look Like After Hotcoldwetdry?

It’s total doom, you guys America After Climate Change, Mapped In 100 years, what will a United States transformed by climate change look like? At this point, you don’t have to use much imagination to predict what’s coming: Temperatures will continue to climb; sea levels will continue to rise. And, by the 2060s, the U.S. […]

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