Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

The (fake) Climate Crisis Threatens Harriet Tubman Park Or Something

This is all your fault for driving a fossil fueled vehicle instead of a $130,000 Tesla as well as living a modern lifestyle ‘Culture will be eroded’: climate crisis threatens to flood Harriet Tubman park On the flat, marshy stretches of Maryland’s eastern shore, not a huge amount has changed since Harriet Tubman escaped from […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Kill Off Red Apples Or Something

It’s always some prognostication of doom from the Cult of Climastrology. They never seem to offer any sort of positive message like Pat Michaels, former president of the American Association of State Climatologists, says, “It’s warmed up around one degree Celsius since 1900, and life expectancy DOUBLED … yet [if] that temperature ticks up another […]

This Is New: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Double Carbon Pollution From Lakes

It is getting close to December, when the UN IPCC holds its annual Conference On the Parties ‘climate change’ meeting. It’s supposed to still be in Spain, after moving several times from South American nations. And, as it gets closer, the climate cultists typically come out with all sorts of scary prognostications, but, this is […]

If We Don’t Do Something About ‘Climate Change’ We’re Doomed In 10 Years Or Something

I thought we were already doomed 20 years ago? And 15 years ago? And 10? 5? Today? Or was it in 2100 or 2050? Anyhow, the same experts who prognosticated doom which didn’t come to pass are still doing it Painfully slow hurricanes, deadly heat, and cities without water: What the climate crisis will look […]

Your Computer Is Really Bad For ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

This is the next extension of the Cult of Climastrology scaremongering over the carbon pollution from streaming video Climate reboot: Are computers among the causes of climate change? Since the 1970s – the decade that gave us the creation of both Earth Day and the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) – people have become more […]

‘Climate Change’ Could End Mortgages As We Know Them Or Something

The Cult of Climastrology is always looking for something new to impart doom on Climate change could end mortgages as we know them Climate change could punch a hole through the financial system by making 30-year home mortgages — the lifeblood of the American housing market — effectively unobtainable in entire regions across parts of […]

Climate Cultist Scientists See Untold Suffering Or Something

See, the human experience is never evolved as fast as it has during the Modern Warm Period. Just think of all the innovations in science, medicine, technology, agriculture, and so much more just in the last 50 years. Of course, climate cultists only see doom Scientists foresee ‘untold suffering’, another climate record falls More than […]

Climate Change Will Explode Plant Growth In The Future And This Is Bad Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology can always find something to complain about Funny NatGeo #ClimateScam propaganda: Trace CO2 will "explode plant growth", which is allegedly bad, because the plants will "suck the land dry"! Hey @NatGeo: Where's the part about alleged CO2-induced lower crop yields?https://t.co/yoeT86Fh8n — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) November 5, 2019 Here we […]

Hotcoldwetdry Denialists Have Won If We Label Eco-Anxiety As An Illness Or Something

Sadly, the majority of this is behind the paywall, but, we can get a good laugh at the headline and what we can see If we label eco-anxiety as an illness, climate denialists have won No planet B | The UK media reports a “tsunami” of cases of eco-anxiety in children. It is no medical […]

There’s A Solution To Climate Anxiety Or Something

You can also call it climate depression, as well as climate rage The harm from worrying about climate change Back in 2014, my partner and I marked a date in our shared online calendar. Unusually, this was for 27 August 2015 – a year ahead. It was an arbitrary date. We’re indecisive when it comes […]

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