Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

ClimaScare Today: ‘Climate Change’ Will Make Your Food Less Nutricious

It’s always something with these people Climate change will make hundreds of millions more people nutrient deficient Crops grown in a high CO2 atmosphere are less nutritious, containing less protein, zinc and iron Rising levels of carbon dioxide could make crops less nutritious and damage the health of hundreds of millions of people, research has […]

Because You Use Straws, ‘Climate Change’ Is Creating A New Breed Of Hurricanes

The hurricane season has been rather quiet this year, especially in the Atlantic, so, of the course the Warmists are back to their “rare but stronger meme” How Climate Change Is Creating A New Breed Of Hurricane Climate change is warming our oceans, and that thermal energy is fueling stronger hurricanes. A Category 3 hurricane […]

Hawaii To Soon Be Totally Overrun With Hurricanes Or Something

So, because Hawaii is getting soaked by a hurricane, which is a rare occurrence, but does happen once in a blue moon, this is occasion to fear-monger over what the Cult Of Climastrology prognosticates will happen, and they completely know it’s totally going to happen. Here’s uber-CoC fear-mongerer Seth Borenstein Science Says: Hawaii hurricanes rare, […]

Because You Use An Ice Maker, ‘Climate Change’ To Make Droughts And Floods More Common

This is all your fault Drought and floods will become more common as global warming causes weather to ‘stall’ Scorching summer heatwaves and floods are set to become more extreme in the northern hemisphere as global warming makes weather patterns linger longer in the same place. According to a study published by Nature Communications, growing temperatures […]

Summer Weather Is Getting Stuck Due To You Taking A 5+ Minute Shower

It’s getting harder and harder for anyone to take these Climalarmists seriously anymore. This has moved so far away from anything relating to science that we may as well think of this as a cozy mystery, or one of the new crop of science fiction books that are essentially women’s softcore porn (and I’m tired […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ Brings The End Of The World Near

With this whole “hothouse Earth” insanity, the Cult of Climastrology has moved firmly into the “doomsday cult” category Climate Change Brings The World’s End Near Climate change science’s worst nightmare is achieving the cut through. Even though the changes happening in the concentration of an atmospheric gas are life-or-death matters, it will still not engage […]

‘Climate Change’ To Make Danger Of Tsunamis Greater Or Something

This is your fault for taking a fossil fueled trip to the beach and riding fossil fueled boats and jet skis New tsunami risk for Hull as experts say ‘absolute worst case’ predictions weren’t bad enough Hull has already been hit by tidal surges but climate change means it is at greater risk from huge […]

Your Carbon Pollution Infused Beer Is Killing Off Bloody Mary’s Which Help With Your Beer Hangovers

This is simply horrible. Horrible. What are we going to do? Bloody Marys Kill Hangovers, but Climate Change May Kill the Bloody Mary Grub Street went deep on the impact of climate change on the surprisingly large number of ingredients that go into a Bloody Mary on Wednesday. It’s an great piece but the news isn’t good for […]

‘Climate Change’ Causes More Car Crashes And Bad Food Quality Or Something

It’s kinda ironic, because all this is first caused by you, yes, you, driving your fossil fueled vehicle and eating farm animals Unexpected effects of climate change: worse food safety, more car wrecks On excessively hot days, there are more likely to be fatal car accidents and food safety problems, and police officers and government […]

Doom Today: The Black Widow Spiders Are Coming Because You Eat Burgers

It’s always something with these Climahysterics. Always some sort of coming doom. Here’s today’s BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS ARE HEADING NORTH DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE As climate change warms the earth, black widow spiders are moving north. The spiders are notorious, because venom is 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake’s. A bite can cause aches, pains, […]

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