Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

AP Climate Cultists Surprised That Water Can Be Scarce In One Place And Abundant In Others

I’m guessing none of these people have taken STEM classes, or, were taught by people who ignore science. And history AP PHOTOS: Water, abundant for some and scarce for others, highlights inequalities of climate change In Soweto, South Africa, residents queue up for fresh water. In a favela in Rio de Janeiro, residents collect it […]

Warmist Super Bummed Over Gorgeous Weather For St. Patrick’s Day

It really is just so exhausting at times, reading articles from miserable climate cultists being miserable Loving this early spring weather? YOU SHOULDN'T BE. Writes @mudede: "We should be horrified by this weather, not enjoying it."https://t.co/HRyGO8xCRG — The Stranger ???? (@TheStranger) March 18, 2024 From the unhinged doomsday cultist piece. It starts out with some […]

Your Fault: Cherry Blossoms Almost Hit Earliest Record Peak

This could have been solved if you had moved into a tiny home, switched to taking the bus to work, and replacing your toilet with an outhouse (behind the Washington Post paywall, you can read it in full here) Cherry blossoms hit near-record early peak, a sign of climate change Exceptionally warm March weather propelled […]

Doom Today: Climate Crisis (scam) Could Maybe Possibly Make Bananas More Expensive

The best they can offer is “in the next few decades” Climate change will make bananas more expensive. Here’s why some experts say they should be already. Industry experts say the price of bananas globally is very likely to rise due to the impact of climate change — but some believe paying more for bananas […]

Your Fault: Texans Are Trapped In A Fortress Of Solitude Or Something

The Warmists said we could have fixed this with a tax, but, you had to be difficult Climate change is trapping Texans in an arid ‘fortress of solitude,’ expert says Texas faces a brutal climate and development paradox heading deeper into the 21st century, a state climate scientist said. “Everything is bigger in Texas, including […]

Your Fault: Maple Season Comes Early In Midwest

We can fix this with a tax and taking away your freedom and life choices, you know Maple syrup season came weeks early in the Midwest. Producers are doing their best to adapt Jeremy Solin doesn’t need a jacket right now on his family farm in northern Wisconsin. There’s no snow blanketing the dead leaves […]

New York Climahysterics Say Seas Could Maybe Possibly Rise Up To 13 Inches in The 2030s

Have they been listening to James Hansen, who, in 1988, said parts of NYC would be underwater in 20-40 years? Sea levels around NYC could surge up to 13 inches in 2030s due to climate change: state study Sea levels surrounding New York City are expected to rise at least 6 to 9 inches in the […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly Exposed Buried Nuclear Waste

I blame you for driving to work in your fossil fueled vehicle instead of taking the bus and having a meat filled sandwich at lunch. It’s definitely not the fault of all those leaving their seaside McMansions and taking private jets to climate conferences Climate change could unearth, disturb Cold War-era nuclear waste buried by […]

Your Fault: Japanese Cherry Trees To Have Earliest Bloom Since 812AD

If only you Japanese folks hadn’t been driving fossil fueled vehicles back during Dark Ages they wouldn’t have seen the trees bloom so early How climate change is thwarting travellers’ cherry blossom plans In Japan, the rare and beautiful 10-day cherry blossom “front” is set to start 10 days earlier this year due to global […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Causing Mental Distress In Teens

If all teens hear from the news and their teachers and politicians is that they are doomed from a (small) rise in Earth’s temperatures and that temperatures are SOOOON!!!!! going to be out of control, that the next mass extinction is already here, that it’s all doom, how do you think the kiddies will react? […]

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