Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Global Warming Causing More People To Kill Themselves Or Something

Since it’s summer, meaning it’s hot outside, the Cult of Climastrology often switches to the old phrase to push their insane cultology Global warming is making more people kill themselves: study Global warming is leading more people to commit suicide, a new study says. Stanford University scientists say they have identified a connection between climate […]

Ireland Could Be Visited By Great White Sharks Due To ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Today’s “ZOMG, we’re all frickin’ doomed” story. Well, this hour’s. Or, should it be this minute’s, because the Cult of Climastrology is constantly putting out the dooooom Great White sharks to invade Irish waters soon due to global warming By 2048, Ireland could be faced with a swarm of sharks since the seas only have […]

‘Climate Change’ Will Kill Your Internet In 15 Years Or Something

Maybe. Possibly. We think. But, this can all be solved with a tax (the bold is theirs) Study: Climate change could kill your internet in 15 years Want to get a whole bunch of people to really, really care about climate change and rising sea levels? Tell them their internet is at risk. In a […]

Thanks To Trump’s ‘Climate Change’ Policies, Heat Waves Will Be 12F Warmer Or Something

It’s all in the future, of course. But, we can fix this with a tax. Excitable Joe Romm is being excitable Heat waves bother you? Under Trump climate policies, add another add 12°F Extreme heat has smashed temperature records around the country and around the world in the past week alone. Many of those “records” […]

‘Climate Change’ (scam) Doom Bring Extreme Anxiety And Climainsanity

This is what all the doomsaying from the Cult of Climastrology has caused The Threat Of Climate Change Brings Both Anxiety & Apathy The young man believed he only had five years to live. “Not because he was sick,” said Kate Schapira, “not because anything was wrong with him, but because he believed that life […]

Global Temperature Rise Could Be Double Predicted By Crystal Balls Or Something

Time for some Category 5 scaremongering Global temperature rises could be double those predicted by climate modelling Researchers say sea levels could also rise by six metres or more even if 2 degree target of Paris accord met Temperature rises as a result of global warming could eventually be double what has been projected by […]

ClimaScare Today: Rising Seas Could Maybe Possibly Cause $14 Trillion A Year In Damages

Madame ManBearPig looks in the crystal ball of Utter Doom and decides Climate change SHOCK: Rising sea levels to wipe out £10 TRILLION in flood damage A study published by the UK National Oceanographic Centre (NOC) has warned rising sea levels could cost the world economy £10trillion ($14trillion) a year by 2100. The startling report […]

Bummer: Climastrology Models Fail To Account For CO2’s Impact On Life

It’s always some sort of doomsaying with these people Climate models fail to account for CO2’s impact on life, scientists say Increasingly, climate scientists are calling for climate models to focus more on CO2 levels and less on temperature. In a new study, researchers from the University of Exeter contend warming could slow even as […]

Good News: ‘Climate Change’ (scam) To Send Crocs South In Australia

Because things should never, ever change on Earth, which has been utterly static for billions of years, you know Crikey! Crocs heading south and other changes forecast for Australia’s wildlife The chances of limiting climate change appear to be growing slimmer by the day — and this may have big implications for Australia’s wildlife. Recently […]

‘Climate Change’ Made Lobsters Awesome, But Will Kill Them In The Future Or Something

It’s always some sort of doom with these people Climate Change Brought a Lobster Boom. Now It Could Cause a Bust. At 3:30 in the morning on a Friday in late May, the lobstermen ate breakfast. Outside, their boats bobbed in the labradorite water, lit only by the dull yellow of streetlamps across the bay. […]

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