Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

We Have A Moral Duty To Talk About Hotcoldwetdry Post Harvey Or Something

A super hot-take from Warmist Mark Lynas at CNN (which uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to gather and disseminate their version of the news) Now we have a moral duty to talk about climate change This is what climate change looks like. Entire metropolitan areas – Houston in the United States and Mumbai in India — […]

Unsurprisingly, Warmists Are Bringing ‘Climate Change’ Into Discussion Of Hurricane Harvey

Media members of the Cult of Climastrology are cute, in a deranged, cultish kind of way. First up, the HuffPost’s Lydia O’Conner Texans Brace For ‘Life-Threatening’ Hurricane Harvey To Hit Friday A large swath of Texas began bracing for intense rainfall and flooding as Hurricane Harvey neared its coast Thursday. Harvey could be the first […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Shrink Fish In The Future Or Something

Of course, since the Cult of Climastrology is making this prognostication, fish will most likely grow by 30% and you’ll have a massive flounder nibbling on your toes at the beach Climate change could shrink fish size by 30 per cent: Study Fish are expected to shrink in size by 20 to 30 per cent […]

Good News: We’re Soon Doomed From “Super Heat Waves”

The latest in doom and gloom from the Cult of Climastrology New study: ‘Super heat waves’ of 131°F coming if global warming continues unchecked In Europe, the recent heat wave was so extreme — with temperatures reaching 111°F (44°C), fueling wildfires and wasp attacks — it was nicknamed “Lucifer.” In the Middle East, as temperatures […]

Good News: The World Is On Fire Because You Ate A Hamburger

The latest in doom from Greenpeace The world is on fire A huge wildfire is raging in Greenland. 150 km from the Arctic Circle and just 50 km away from Greenland’s ice sheet, large swathes of tundra have been burning for over a week. Nobody has seen anything like this in recent times. It’s rare, but […]

Bummer: ‘Climate Change’ Causes Little Known Tribe To Give Up Being Vegan

Is there anything that Hotcoldwetdry can’t do? Climate change effect: Ladakhi tribe no longer vegan The little-known Brokpa tribals of Ladakh, who claim to have been vegans for some 2,200 years of their existence, are slowly opting for an alternative diet including dairy products, eggs and meat — thanks to climate change. Climate change has […]

NY Times Gets Big Scoop On Unreleased Climate Report Which Predicts Total Doom

This report reads more like a political document, rather than a scientific one Government Report Finds Drastic Impact of Climate Change on U.S. As Tom Maguire notes, the word drastic doesn’t actually appear in the report. The average temperature in the United States has risen rapidly and drastically since 1980, and recent decades have been […]

Doom: ‘Climate Change’ To Destroy Your Popcorn Habit

Despite there being continuous record crops for corn (and we won’t mention how so much of that food is wasted by turning it into low-powered, almost worthless fuel), doom is coming Climate Change Will Destroy Your Popcorn Habit If you were planning on munching on popcorn while the world burns around you, archaeologists have some […]

‘Climate Change’ To Massively Increase Deaths In The Future Or Something

Today’s doomathon story, because, having given up on actual science and watching their cult lose influence, attempting to scare people is all they have left Climate change set to increase air pollution deaths massively by 2100 Climate change is set to increase the amount of ground-level ozone and fine particle pollution we breathe, which leads […]

‘Climate Change’ Blamed For Nearly 60,000 Indian Farmer Deaths

You refuse to buy local, stop using a hair dryer, take showers longer than 2 minutes, and don’t unplug your cable box when not in use, so, you’re to blame Suicides of nearly 60,000 Indian farmers linked to climate change, study claims Climate change may have contributed to the suicides of nearly 60,000 Indian farmers […]

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