Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Warmists Are Making A Big Push To Come After Cows

It’s long been understood that methane is a vastly more powerful greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide. It doesn’t stay in the atmosphere as long, but, it also doesn’t have the doubling effect like CO2, and again, it’s is anywhere from 25 to 45 times more potent (some even claim stronger). But, the Cult of Climastrology […]

Warmists Are Back To Proclaiming We’re Doomed From Hurricanes

Almost 12 years without a major hurricane making landfall on the continental U.S., well, that meant nothing. This was actually blamed on ‘climate change’, as Warmists proclaimed that anthropogenic climate change driven wind sheer was knocking down the anthropogenic climate change hurricanes. Now, though, because we’ve had a few, which we all knew was going […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Totally Doom Coastal Cities Or Something

Neil deGrasse Tyson continues to bring the climacrazy (Live Science) The United States “might not be able to recover” from climate change if extreme weather events and flooding continue to swamp the country’s largest coastal cities, astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson told CNN yesterday (Sept. 17). In an interview with reporter and TV host Fareed Zakaria […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Mean The End Of Coffee Beans Or Something

Today’s bit of Cult of Climastrology doomsaying CLIMATE CHANGE EFFECTS COULD MEAN THE END OF COFFEE BEANS The world never looks quite as grim with a cup of coffee in hand. But coffee, like all agricultural products, could be thrown into upheaval by climate change, making an already terrifying situation even bleaker. And a new study published in […]

The ‘Climate Change’ Threat Is Here Or Something

Excitable Bill McKibben is being excitable. It wasn’t all that long ago that Warmists were proclaiming that the threat from anthropogenic climate change was something that would be coming in the next 50-100 years. They also used to say that weather events were not climate. Now, though, they are switching to say with Absolute Moral […]

Car Crashes Now Blamed On ‘Climate Change’

I know, I know, you’re totally surprised by this. What’s most shocking is it took them this long Study Blames Global Warming, Not Cell Phones, For Spike In Car Accident Deaths Global warming was responsible for thousands of road deaths in 2015, according to a new study, contradicting many public safety experts who blame increased […]

Hot Take: Harvey Is A Harbinger Of ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

The last major hurricane prior to Harvey that made landfall on the Lower 48 was way back in October, 2005, the longest period between major storms on record for the U.S. You can count on one hand the number of hurricanes that have made landfall since 2008, which is well below average. Even tropical storms […]

We Have A Moral Duty To Talk About Hotcoldwetdry Post Harvey Or Something

A super hot-take from Warmist Mark Lynas at CNN (which uses vast amounts of fossil fuels to gather and disseminate their version of the news) Now we have a moral duty to talk about climate change This is what climate change looks like. Entire metropolitan areas – Houston in the United States and Mumbai in India — […]

Unsurprisingly, Warmists Are Bringing ‘Climate Change’ Into Discussion Of Hurricane Harvey

Media members of the Cult of Climastrology are cute, in a deranged, cultish kind of way. First up, the HuffPost’s Lydia O’Conner Texans Brace For ‘Life-Threatening’ Hurricane Harvey To Hit Friday A large swath of Texas began bracing for intense rainfall and flooding as Hurricane Harvey neared its coast Thursday. Harvey could be the first […]

‘Climate Change’ Could Shrink Fish In The Future Or Something

Of course, since the Cult of Climastrology is making this prognostication, fish will most likely grow by 30% and you’ll have a massive flounder nibbling on your toes at the beach Climate change could shrink fish size by 30 per cent: Study Fish are expected to shrink in size by 20 to 30 per cent […]

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