Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Hotcoldwetdry Will Cause More Snake Bites Or Something

The only way to stop this is with higher taxation, you know Bummer: Trace CO2 might cause "hundreds of thousands" of snakebite deaths https://t.co/hfsoZHhiKe — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) March 23, 2017 Another reason to act now on climate change: snakes! https://t.co/wVGOtIcgZQ @NerdyChristie pic.twitter.com/iNExFPhXz3 — Discover Magazine (@DiscoverMag) March 22, 2017 From the fable And as […]

Say, Does Hotcoldwetdry Cause Diabetes?

Unsurprisingly, Warmists are now linking the two Is there a link between climate change and diabetes? Scientists have long warned that rising global temperatures may impact public health in a devastating way because climate change is associated with deadly weather events, the spread of infectious diseases and even food shortages. Now, researchers are looking at […]

The Oceans Will Soon Turn Into A Frothing Cauldron Of Death Or Something

Just when I was about to give up on perusing Google News using the search term “climate change” and check a few other things, well… Oceans are about to turn into a frothing cauldron of death. Under the influence of climate change, huge patches of ocean will grow hot, acidic, and barren in coming decades […]

Christians Urged To Pray On Climate Change (Using Shoddy “Science”)

Instead of praying, they should try practicing what they preach and make their own lives carbon neutral by giving up the use of fossil fuels, air conditioners, ice makers, hair dryers, washing machines, etc and so on Christians urged to pray about climate change during Lent Christians in seven countries are being urged to pray […]

‘Climate Change’ To Make Vancouver Like San Diego Or Something

From the Department of Everyone Panic at the University Of Climastrology Climate change predicted to transform Vancouver into San Diego, but at a heavy cost Goodbye Vancouver, hello San Diego. A major climate-change study predicts temperatures in Metro Vancouver will exceed those of present-day Southern California in the coming decades. Frost and ice will become […]

Climate Models Predict Crossing Doomy Thresholds Or Something

Again and again and again, the models that the Cult of Climastrology uses have been shown to, at a minimum, perform poorly. Yet, they still trot them out as proof of future doom. Why? Because the friendly media is willing to publish these prognostications of doom without any hint of question Computer model predicts the […]

Forget The Permanent Drought, The Permanent Flood Will Cause More Orovilles

No, really Remember when we told you CO2 causes not enough rain in CA? We meant CO2 causes too much rain in CA. #ClimateScam https://t.co/nUD9rC4Q8T — Tom Nelson (@TomANelson) February 21, 2017 Leading to this UK Guardian screed Expect to see more emergencies like Oroville Dam in a hotter world Scientists predicted decades ago that […]

Everybody Panic: Climate Change Means More Oroville Dams!

This is what cult’s do: see something happen, and roll it into their dogma The dam truth: Climate change means more Lake Orovilles Just two years ago, Lake Oroville was so dry that submerged archaeological artifacts were starting to resurface. That was in the middle of California’s epic drought — the worst in more than […]

Scientists Prognosticate Utter Doom From A Tiny Change In Earth’s Temperature

Another day, yet another bit of looking in a crystal ball computer model from the Cult of Climastrology Scientists highlight deadly health risks of climate change The future is expected to hold more deadly heat waves, the fast spread of certain infectious diseases and catastrophic food shortages. These events could cause premature deaths — and […]

Bummer: ‘Climate Change’ Will Kill The Groundhog Day Groundhog Or Something

Well, now, this is interesting: a superstition will kill off another superstition. Of course, the latter is just a fun one. The prior is one that will raise taxes, raise the cost of living, harm the poor and middle class with all the job killing regulations, and make people more dependent and under the thumb […]

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