Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

The Polar Vortex Is Going To Get Worse, And It’s Your Fault For Driving A Fossil Fueled Vehicle

Or, maybe it’s because you refuse to spread awareness of ‘climate change’. Or don’t want to give up their money and liberty to government. This is the kind of thing we’re getting from Scientific American these days (which has been moving in the direction of utter politicization, much like Nature) Dreaded Polar Vortex May Be […]

Global Wine Production Is Doomed From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

It’s scary!!!!! And Bad Weather never happened before fossil fuels Here’s how wine and climate change go scarily hand-in-hand Get ready to whine. If you didn’t think this year could possibly get any worse, you’re wrong. On top of all your existing 2016 worries, you now have to deal with the horrifying reality that global […]

Good News: CO2 From 150 Years Ago Dooms Us Thousands Of Years In The Future

Shifting goal posts from the Cult of Climastrology, especially regarding sea rise, from “Scientific American”, which used to deal with science, not reading tea leaves and crystal balls Exposed: The Climate Fallacy of 2100 If we do not plan, now, to limit carbon emissions beyond this century, we will foolishly raise the oceans dramatically for […]

Say, What If Hurricane Matthew Is The New Normal Or Something? (It’s Not)

Hurricane Matthew swept through North Carolina on Saturday into Sunday. Now it is out to sea, and, interestingly, not doing a loop as all the models stated. It’s no longer even a tropical storm. But, hey, we’re doomed, because Warmists have not given up on their talking points. Here’s one of the more egregious bits […]

CNN: Matthew Looks Like The Future Of Climate Change Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology just can’t help themselves. Hurricanes have happened for a long, long time. We don’t even know how long, because records only go back so far. But, now, they are all linked to anthropogenic climate change, and Warmists are all going bat guano insane, most of whom aren’t even climatologists. […]

Hurricane Matthew Is A Harbinger Of Future Climate Doom Or Something

One would think that the Cult of Climatrology would be a bit reticent about throwing out hurricane predictions, considering how wrong they’ve already been. First we were told that the big 2005 season would be the new normal. Then, when landfalling hurricanes dropped off quickly, we were told that there wouldn’t be as many, but […]

Good News From Washington Post: A President Trump Could Wreck Progress On Hotcoldwetdry

Another day, another crazy editorial from the WP editorial Board. Previously, we’ve learned that a Pres Trump could deport freely (hooray!) and that he’d end the era of US global leadership (not much left to lose after 8 years of Obama) or something. Now we get A President Trump could wreck progress on global warming […]

CO2 Emissions Are Wreaking Havoc On The Planet Or Something

Members of the Cult of Climastrology are such negative nellies. But, at least David Suzuki isn’t telling us to f*ck off David Suzuki: Climate Deniers Are Wrong … CO2 Emissions Are Wreaking Havoc on the Planet Life evolved to live within limits. It’s a delicate balance. Humans need oxygen, but too much can kill us. […]

Surprise: Warmists Blame Beached Whales On ‘Climate Change’

I’m going to start blaming everything on ‘climate change’. Forgot to call a customer back? Climate change. Speeding? Yes, officer, it was climate change. Caught looking at a girl’s posterior, reading what is written on her yoga pants? It was climate change Climate change suspected as whales wash up dead in Chile Several large whales […]

Hey, “Scientists” Discover New Key Source Of Greenhouse Gases Or Something

This has caused the Washington Post’s main climahysteric, Chris Mooney, to hyperventilate But if a new study is correct, there’s a big problem: There might be more greenhouse gases going into the atmosphere than we thought. That would mean an even larger need to cut. The new paper, slated to be published next week in BioScience, confirms […]

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