Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

‘Climate Change’ Will Ruin White Christmas’ In The Future Or Something

Everything is proceeding as normal, but, doom will soon arrive! (Seeker) As the calendar works toward Christmas Day, an annual question returns: “Will there be a White Christmas?” In some parts of the U.S., a white Christmas is expected, while in others, it is unheard of. The white areas on the map below indicate the […]

Everybody Panic: ‘Climate Change’ Is Going To Destroy Your Christmas Favorites

This is all your fault, for refusing to give up your fossil fueled travel and big carbon footprint….no, no, it doesn’t matter than all those pushing this issue haven’t walked the talk, because they are doing something more important, spreading awareness…, causing your own Christmas doom Climate change is coming for your Christmas favorites A […]

Uh Oh, Santa Is Doomed, As His Reindeer Shrink

Yes, it’s that time of the year where members of the Cult of Climastrology use Christmas to push their insane mental meanderings. Even though they tend to be the same types of political people who lose their minds over Nativity scenes in public. They are the people who call it a holiday tree, not a […]

Good News: There Might Possibly Maybe Could Be Only Two Years Left For The North Pole

It really is that time of year to have a month long freakout of linking ‘climate change’ to Christmas There could be just two years left before the North Pole disappears MY SIX-YEAR-OLD asked me about Santa the other day. Luckily, it wasn’t the moment where his innocence is shattered forever. Instead, he was wondering […]

New Climaprognostication: Smaller But More Powerful Storms

For the most part, the Cult of Climastrology has failed in their doomsaying when it comes to storms. Their constantly changing duckspeak on hurricanes, for example. On tornadoes. On the end of snow. And so much other weather. So, now we get Climate change will drive stronger, smaller storms in US The effects of climate […]

Fake News: ‘Climate Change’ Could Maybe Possibly Spark Humanitarian Crisis

The extreme enviroweenie/Warmist sects have been pushing doom from climate change for decades, particularly since the utterly non-scientific books The Population Bomb and Silent Spring. They’re still pimping this apocalyptic viewpoint, despite all their prognostications failing to come to fruition. Why? This is what they do. You don’t expect squirrels to stop collecting nuts for […]

Good News: We’re Beyond The Point Of No Return For ‘Climate Change’

So, does this mean that the Cult of Climastrology can just move on? Climate change escalating so fast it is ‘beyond point of no return’ New study rewrites two decades of research and author says we are ‘beyond point of no return’ Global warming is beyond the “point of no return”, according to the lead […]

Stop Worrying, Because Hotcoldwetdry Will Destroy The World Soon Or Something

Remember, many reasonable Warmists (yes, there are a few) have recommended, pleaded even, that the rest of the Cult of Climastrology stop with the unhinged style talk and prognostications. They are rarely listened to Worry less: Climate change is going to destroy the world soon anyway There are so many terrible things going on in […]

Global Warming Is Headed Towards The Tipping Point, You Guys!

I thought the tipping point was already here? No? We can add this as another in a long line of unhinged tipping point failed prognostications As Trump Heads to Washington, Global Warming Nears Tipping Point Global temperatures continue to shatter records this year, rising to within less than one degree of the level that scientists say would […]

President Trump Might Mean “Game Over For The Climate’

Another typical freakout from the Cult of Climastrology Donald Trump presidency a ‘disaster for the planet’, warn climate scientists Leading scientists say the climate denier’s victory could mean ‘game over for the climate’ and any hope of warding off dangerous global warming The ripples from a new American president are far-reaching, but never before has […]

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