Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Climate Change To Drastically Increase Temps In Pennsylvania Or Something

Today’s unhinged scary fable based on bad computer models, hysteria, and cracked crystal balls Report shows climate change could change everything in Pa. The Pennsylvania we know today is being fundamentally altered by the impacts of climate change, according to scientists and economists from Pennsylvania State University. Their Climate Impacts Assessment Update, prepared for the […]

Are We Ready For The Millions Of Coming Climate Refugees? Or Something

MSNBC is trotting out a Scary Story for their minuscule viewership Europe’s next crisis: Climate change could create millions of new refugees Nearly 400,000 migrants have streamed into Europe this year, setting off the continent’s largest refugee crisis since World War II. But the tide of desperation is nothing compared to the flood of environmental […]

Climate Change Will Totally Destroy The Planet’s Circulatory System Or Something

Straight out of the movie The Day After Tomorrow, yet another hyperventilating alarmist scary fable Climate change will destroy the planet’s circulatory system We can’t have the birds or the bees. We can’t have woolly mammoths. For the love of Gotye, even the red pandas are in danger. And if we keep releasing all these greenhouse gases […]

Hotcoldwetdry Is As Dangerous As Imperial Japan And Nazi Germany Or Something

The latest unhinged scary fable from the Cult of Climastrology comes from Jonathan Chait The Sunniest Climate-Change StoryYOU’VE EVER READ This is the year humans finally got serious about saving themselves from themselves. Here on planet Earth, things could be going better. The rise in atmospheric temperatures from greenhouse gases poses the most dire threat […]

Bummer: Climate Change Could Force Orioles Out Of Baltimore

Oh, not the baseball team, which played to a completely empty stadium months back, due to Democratic Party voter violence, but the birds (Inside Climate News) More than half of North America’s birds may lose most of their current home range by the end of the century due to climate change, according to a study […]

We Could Be Totally Doomed By A “Gray Swan” Hurricane ‘Cause Climate Change

I know you were asking “hey, where’s today’s scary story? I want a scary story!” Here ya go A ‘gray swan’ hurricane could be worse than anything we’ve ever seen Ten years ago, Hurricane Katrina topped the list of the worst storms to ever hit the US when it triggered a 28-foot-tall storm surge that […]

Say, Did Hotcoldwetdry Cause Tropical Storm Erika?

Obviously, tropical storms never happened prior to CO2 being below the safe level of 350ppm (LA Daily News) Rescue teams are still searching for dozens of missing villagers in rural areas of the Caribbean island of Dominica, days after Tropical Storm Erika caused massive flooding and landslides. The storm has already killed at least 20, […]

Man With Giant Carbon Footprint Visits Glacier, Tells Us We’re Doomed

As you might be aware, Mr. Obama took a long, fossil fueled trip to Alaska to complain about ‘climate change’. This has made many in the Cult of Climastrology squee, and proclaim the doom, such as the NY Times Editorial Board, which focuses on Obama proclaiming that “we’re not acting fast enough”, that the message […]

Climate Change Means The Death Of Our World And Start Of Another Or Something

Another day, another scary fable. Many within the Cult of Climastrology have recommended, even pleaded, that Warmists stop with the horror stories of future doom. Don’t expect the Cult to listen, despite the failure to move the needle Climate Change Means One World’s Death and Another’s Birth A FEW YEARS ago in a lab in […]

Obama Claims It’s Almost To Late Do Something About Hotcoldwetdry

So, in order to fix this, he took a long, long fossil fueled flight to Alaska, accompanied by a backup jumbo jet and military fighter jets, followed by multiple huge caravans of fossil fueled vehicles (USA Today) President Obama made an ever-more-urgent plea for nations to take action to address climate change Monday, repeatedly telling […]

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