Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Bummer: Gulls Might Be Turning Cannibal Due To ‘Climate Change’

The latest hyperventilating bit of insanity from the Cult of Climastrology Climate Change Might Be Turning Gulls Into Cannibals Jim Hayward slips on a hard hat and pops open an umbrella before stepping into a storm of angry gulls. Hayward, a seabird biologist based on Protection Island in the Strait of Juan de Fuca, is […]

Every Vote This Year Is For Or Against Climate Change, Ya Know!

Because ‘climate change’ is the top issue of the campaigns! This Year, Every Vote Is a Vote for or Against Climate Change YESTERDAY, THE 2016 Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia aired a five and a half minute video about climate change. Directed by James Cameron and narrated by Sigourney Weaver, it featured Don Cheadle, Jack […]

Mussels Will Be Off The Menu In 85 Years Or Something

Yet another future prognostication of doom from the Cult of Climastrology (Telegraph)  Moules-frites and moules mariniere will be largely consigned to the pages of culinary history by the end of the century, scientists have predicted. The increasing acidity of the oceans due to climate change means that farming or fishing for mussels will be commercially […]

Bummer: Hotcoldwetdry Rewriting The Face Of UK Wildlife

More doomworthy conniptions from the Cult Of Climastrology and their Flat Eartherness Climate change ‘re-writing’ face of UK wildlife, study warns Britain’s wildlife calendar is and will continue to be rewritten by climate change – something which could result in disruptive consequences for both plants and animals – a new study is warning. Researchers from […]

Everybody Panic! Global Warming May Be Worse In The Future Than Thought

Brought to you by the same people who’ve been proclaiming ever worsening doom and gloom, and when it doesn’t come to pass, they say it is coming much later. Oh, and the same people whose computer models have consistently failed Global warming may heat up Earth more than expected in future, predicts scientists Earth could […]

Because You Drove A Fossil Fueled Vehicle, Volcanic Explosions May Soon Rise

Another dire prognostication from the Cult of Climastrology, preaching doom and gloom VOLCANIC EXPLOSIONS COULD SOON BE ON THE RISE DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE Climate change is responsible for a great deal of adverse weather problems we experience around the world today. From hotter days to heavier floods, to stronger hurricanes, we are getting it […]

Paris Needs To Get Used To Permanent Flood Or Something

Of course, if Paris experiences drought, Warmists will blame it on ‘climate change’, too Record-breaking floods hit Paris. Get used to it. Record-breaking rains and flooding have inundated western Europe this week, killing at least 15 in France, Germany, Romania, and Belgium. Paris has been hit especially hard by the deluge. Thousands have evacuated as the Seine reached nearly 20 feet […]

Shark Attacks In U.S. Which Haven’t Happened Yet Blamed On Global Warming

If the shark attacks decrease this year, will that be blamed on “global warming”, too? (UK Daily Mail)  Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. As the summer beach season opens across the United States, experts are warning beach goers to take extra precautions as they predict a record […]

Famous Heritage Sites Under Threat From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

Every once in a while, the Cult of Climastrology will trot out some doomsaying regarding special places around the world. And like a bad penny (weird saying), it’s back Statue of Liberty and Venice among sites at risk from climate change, says UN ‘Urgent and clear need’ to limit temperature rises to protect key sites […]

India Reaches 123.8 Degrees, So, Total Panic And Doom!

There were many Warmists having complete meltdowns (sic) about this yesterday on Twitter (USA Today) India sweltered to a scorching 123.8 degrees Thursday, setting a new all-time high that breaks a 60-year-old record, the India Meteorological Department said. Officials recorded the blistering temperature in Phalodi in Rajasthan state in the northwestern part of the country. It […]

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