Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Life Expectancy Could Maybe Possible Decrease By Six Months

I told you to stop eating meat, to only buy used clothes, and to keep your heat at 58, but, no, you want to see the world burn Climate change could decrease average life expectancy by six months The effects of climate change could be shaving half a year off your life, a new study […]

Netherlands Sued By Dutch Caribbean Citizens Of Bonaire Over Climate Doom

The lawyers for the Netherlands should ask in court if these Dutch folks have given up their own use of fossil fuels and will stop all shipping of goods to the island, and stop all tourism, since that is the primary part of their economy Dutch Caribbean islanders sue Netherlands over climate change Eight people […]

‘Climate Change’ Drove Extinction Of Real King Kong Or Something

I’m pretty sure this is your fault What killed the ‘real King Kong’? Scientists say they now know the answer to an ancient mystery It did not fall off the Empire State Building. Instead, a giant ape sometimes dubbed the “real King Kong” was driven to extinction by climate change that put its favorite fruits […]

Giant California Waves Finally Blamed On ‘Climate Change’

Did you read about those huge waves that have been hitting California since the last few days of 2023? JUST IN: Evacuation warning has been issued in certain areas along the Pacific Coast Highway in California as the state continues to get rocked by massive waves. The massive waves are caused by multiple storms throughout […]

Your Fault: Sri Lanka Sees More Incidents With Crocodiles

You could have stopped this by ending your reliance on fossil fuels and making the first world energy poor like the 3rd world As Sri Lanka floods swell with climate change, so does human-crocodile conflict Flying birds, running squirrels, hopping hares and snakes are species that frequent the tea estates in Akuressa in southern Sri Lanka. But […]

Warmists Are Dealing With Their Unhinged Climate Grief, Plus The New Year’s Climate Change

Why would they be dealing with grief? What climate scientists are predicting for the globe in 2024 As a year of surprising global warmth came to a close, a record high annual average temperature was already assured. Now, some scientists are already speculating: 2024 could be even hotter. (snip) But such climate trends can be difficult […]

Climate Cult AI Predicts The End Of Champagne By 2050

This is the same as their computer models: cult in cult out New Year’s Eve beverage could go extinct due to climate change, AI company predicts Bye-bye, bubbly? Champagne may be in short supply rather soon, according to ClimateAI, a climate resilience platform based in San Francisco. The company said the changing global climate could […]

Doom Today: Global Boiling Will End A Bunch Of Foods

This will happens sometime in the sometime, and it is All Your Fault The Foods the World Will Lose to Climate Change There’s no denying it: Farming had a rough year. Extreme weather spun up storms and floods, unseasonal freezes and baking heat waves, and prolonged parching droughts. In parts of the world in 2023, tomato plants didn’t […]

Washington Post Is Concerned Global Warming Is Speeding Up

Warmists have been fearmongering that warming will be speeding up SOON for decades, even during warming pauses Is climate change speeding up? Here’s what the science says. For the past several years, a small group of scientists has warned that sometime early this century, the rate of global warming — which has remained largely steady […]

Children Just Won’t Know What A White Christmas Is Or Something

I’m actually shocked this year, because there are so few doomsday cult propaganda pieces linking Christmas and ‘climate change’ Dreamin’ of a White Christmas To the modern ear, it sounds like a song about climate change: I’m dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten And […]

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