Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

“Climate Change” Could Make San Francisco Feel Like San Diego Or Something

Today’s scary story, though, how having the gorgeous weather of San Diego is scary, I’m not sure, but, hey, we aren’t actually supposed to ask those kinds of questions Climate change could give San Francisco the climate of San Diego, scientists say ….. In addition to a broad look at heating and cooling needs around […]

Washington, D.C. Sinking, So, We Totally Need To Discuss Climate Change

Land subsistence is an actual scientific fact (btw, D.C. was not really built on swamp). Climate change is a hysterical political movement pushed by people who refuse to practice what they preach Nation’s capital sinking into the sea, study says To some, the results of a study that concludes the District of Columbia is sinking […]

James Hansen: We’re Totally Living In The Doomy “Hyper-Anthropocene Age” Or Something

If anthropogenic climate change was so utterly real, so dangerous, and the science was so utterly sound, one would think that there would be no need for hyperbolic, over-the-top stories and pronouncements, eh? Here’s hyper-alarmist Joe Romm at Climate Progress James Hansen Spells Out Climate Danger Of The ‘Hyper-Anthropocene’ Age James Hansen and 16 leading […]

Brain Eating Omeba Invading North Totes Due To Climate Change!

I blame people like Al Gore and Barack Obama for taking tons of fossil fueled travel Fatal Brain Eating Amoeba Now Invading Northern US, Courtesy Climate Change Global warming is pushing a dangerous brain eating amoeba north into the US, experts warn. The recent death of a Minnesota teen has sparked debate whether warmer summers […]

Today’s Doomy Prognostication

A quick and dirty post based on this tweet of DOOM Animated map shows what the US would look like if all the Earth's ice melted @BI_Video http://t.co/nAsMoSc8om pic.twitter.com/vutxYsivKm — Business Insider (@BusinessInsider) July 25, 2015 This is based on hysteria of a 200 foot sea rise if, IF, all the ice melts. Which could […]

The Link Between Climate Change And ISIS Is Totes Real, You Guys!

Obviously, there is zero link between the rise of ISIS and Islam. Because that would be silly (Think Progress) Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley linked climate change to the rise of ISIS earlier this week. Conservatives pounced. Score this round for O’Malley. For three years now, leading security and climate experts — and Syrians themselves […]

Salon Offers “Terrifying” News On Sea Rise

No, really. This is a bit of a follow up to the previous post on sea rise. Which is terrifying! The scientist who put global warming on the map has terrifying news about sea level rise A new study from James Hansen warns we could see up to 10 feet of sea level rise by […]

Cult Of Climastrology Predicts 10 Feet Of Sea Rise In 50 Years

Doooooom! Earth’s Most Famous Climate Scientist Issues Bombshell Sea Level Warning Could the oceans really rise 10 feet in the next 50 years? In what may prove to be a turning point for political action on climate change, a breathtaking new study casts extreme doubt about the near-term stability of global sea levels. The study—written […]

Doom Today: 20 Feet Of Sea Rise “In The Future”

Today’s scary story (CBS) Rising sea levels have been mostly measured in inches in the past decades, but scientists said they could increase more than 20 feet in the future as global warming continues to melt ice sheets in Greenland and Antarctica. The dire projections are based on a look back at the climate record, […]

“Climate Change” Totally Threatens Europe With Colder Climate

Is there anything that Liberals driving around in fossil fueled vehicles and/or fossil fueled airplanes to climate change rallies anthropogenic climate change can’t do? Global Warming Threatens Colder Climate for Europe Scientists have yet again warned that weakening ocean circulation in the North Atlantic could deliver a climate paradox—a colder Europe as a consequence of […]

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