Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

National Geographic: Yeah, Climate Change Part Of Reason For NC Shark Attacks

Most experts on shark behavior are saying that it is hard to pinpoint the cause of the shark attacks here in North Carolina over the past few weeks. National Geographic knows exactly the reasons North Carolina’s “Perfect Storm” for Shark Attacks There have been six shark attacks in North Carolina this year, all of them […]

White House Wants Your Doctor To Warn You About “Climate Change”

Does this mean we would get to see the doctor for 6 minutes, instead of the standard breeze in/breeze out? (Daily Caller) Americans trust their doctors, so the White House wants these medical professionals to be a mouthpiece for President Obama’s global warming agenda. “We also need doctors, nurses and citizens, like all of you”President […]

Warmists Calls Droughts, Temperatures, Forest Fires “Climatological Events”

Things that apparently never happened before fossil fuels. This comes via The Economist In May India was struck by a deadly heatwave. Temperatures as high as 47°C caused 2,200 deaths. This week a heatwave in Pakistan claimed the lives of hundreds more. As the chart shows, the number of extreme weather- and climate-related events is […]

Bummer: Climate Change Could Maybe Possibly Mess With Your Bread

Total doom! What climate change will do to your loaf of bread If the promise of higher temperatures, rising sea levels and more frequent natural disasters doesn’t convince you of the urgent need for the world to act on climate change, maybe this picture above will. This is what global warming will do to your […]

Doom: Warmists Proclaim Collapse Of Society By 2040

Bummer. Of course, it’s all based on computer models and Everyone Else being forced to change their behaviors to align with those expressed by the Cult Of Climastrology, behaviors Warmists themselves won’t practice in their own lives (UK Independent ) A scientific model supported by the Foreign Office has suggested that society will collapse in […]

Bummer: Humans Will Be Extinct In 100 Years ‘Cause Climate Change

Another unhinged prognostication from the Cult Of Climastrology, in which the climate apocalypse (yes, that phrase is used in the article) is a sure thing A child born today may live to see humanity’s end, unless… Humans will be extinct in 100 years because the planet will be uninhabitable, according to Australian microbiologist Frank Fenner, […]

Pope’s Climate Encyclical Leaked, About As Far Left As Expected

Members of the Cult of Climastrology, mostly comprised of far left Progressives (nice fascists) are thrilled by what the Pope will supposedly say regarding Hotcoldwetdry (Guardian) Pope Francis will this week call for changes in lifestyles and energy consumption to avert the “unprecedented destruction of the ecosystem” before the end of this century, according to […]

Hotcoldwetdry Will Totally Mean Boring Dinners In The Future Or Something

There’s actually two insane pronouncements in this bit of climabattery by Warmist Robert Weller, linked together Op-Ed: Climate change could mean boring dinners Polar bears are eating dolphins stuck in a sort of wormhole of ice created by climate change. Global warming is reducing the diversity of the things we eat as creatures die or […]

Doom: Climate Change Causing Plants To Choke On Too Much Carbon

The latest (and very convenient) pronouncement from the Cult of Climastrology Climate Change: Plants Choke on too Much Carbon It looks like even for plants, there can be too much of a good thing. Tree and flowers use carbon dioxide (C02) to make energy, absorbing the gas to help fuel the process of photosynthesis. For […]

“Your Carbon Emissions May End Up Starving Poor People in Africa” Or Something

The latest big talking point from the Cult of Climastrology is about Hotcoldwetdry causing shorter growing seasons maybe possibly in The Future. Here’s one of the nuttier missives on the subject, which has the exact headline I used (TakePart) While the grow-your-own ethos has gained popularity in the United States in recent years, for many […]

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