Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

‘Climate Change” Could Bring Biblical Plagues Or Something

All because the members of the Cult of Climastrology refuse to give up their own use of fossil fuels and make their lives carbon neutral Climate Change Makes Biblical Plagues a More Regular Threat to Farmers A swarm of locusts that covers the land and the skies, devours crops, and leaves cattle without grass for […]

‘Climate Change’ Will Harm Your Eyes Or Something

Another day, another scary story, all because you, yes you, refuse to handwash your clothes and let them line dry in the middle of winter. And turn your evil heating down to 58. And take a hot shower. And haven’t given up meat. And took a shower longer than 2 minutes. And used more than […]

Bummer: Hotcoldwetdry Means More Fear, Less Fun For Middle Class

A doomy prognostication for a sunny Monday from the Cult of Climastrology Climate change means more fear, less fun for global middle class: UBS The erosion of wealth among the world’s middle class due to climate change is a threat to economic and social stability which could spur its 1 billion members to push for […]

Good Grief: 200 Million Americans To Suffer From CRAP

Climate Related Anxiety Psychopathy In America, 200 Million People Will Suffer ‘Psychological Distress’ From Climate Change A report published by the National Wildlife Foundation finds that the majority of Americans can expect to suffer mental health problems as a result of global warming and warns that our mental health system is not equipped to handle […]

Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Santa Will Soon Lose His Arctic Home

Another crazy Warmist taking advantage of a holiday to push his un-scientific dogma (The Hill) Celebrity scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson on Friday issued a Christmas warning that climate change will soon rob Santa Claus of his home on the North Pole. Tyson, who considers himself agnostic but is often championed by atheists, wrote on Twitter […]

Miami Will Totally Be Inundated By Tiny Amounts Of CO2

Another day, another scary photoshop of a city disappearing into the sea Here’s the 2030 Miami Skyline Photoshopped to Account for Dramatic Sea Level Rise and it’s Horrifying Yesterday we posted a Visualhouse rendering projecting the 2030 Miami skyline. Curbed commenter Erik Botsford put his Photoshop skills to use and revealedwhat a 2030 Miami skyline would look […]

Warmist: “Maybe someday I will relate to my grandchildren what snow was like”

Here we go, another “snow is just a thing of the past”, as written by Warmist Sonya Diehn Opinion: White winters another victim of climate change I remember well my first winter in Germany: it was cold, so cold. Living in Leipzig at the time, I was astounded to see people skiing along the forest […]

Doom: ‘Climate Change” Is Slowing The Earth, Making It Wobble

All because tens of thousands of people took fossil fueled trips from all over the world to Paris to yammer on about how bad fossil fuels are and force their far left redistribution plans down your throat you drove a fossil fueled vehicle Climate change means days are getting longer, scientists find Duration of day […]

Bummer: ‘Climate Change” Could Deprive Earth Of Oxygen

The last mega-scary fable from the Cult of Climastrology Doomsday revisited: Will global warming deprive us of oxygen? Global warming has triggered an array of apocalyptic scenarios for future generations, from worsening drought, storms and floods to melted icesheets and rising seas. Now a new study, published on Tuesday and coinciding with the UN climate […]

Good News: Holding The World Under 2C May Destroy Economies

Or require the use of future technologies that haven’t been invented yet. So, essentially, economic doom or unicorns, as the Washington Post’s hyper-Warmist Chris Mooney inadvertently tells us, in regards to The Magic Number Getting the world’s governments to reach a global agreement at the United Nations’ climate conference in Paris is going to require […]

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