Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Good Grief: Joaquin Is Another Word For Climate Change

I knew you wanted another raging, deranged, nutty as a fruitcake missive from the Cult of Climastrology Hurricane Joaquin: Another Word for Climate Change In case you hadn’t guessed, a new study shows “superstorms” will be much more frequent in the years ahead. Except a) it’s not a superstorm, it’s a typical hurricane, and b) […]

A Warming World Could Totally Mean Crocodiles Everywhere Or Something

In a sane world, this type of article would be a pure “jumping the shark” moment. Alas, the number of bat guano crazy articles emanating from the Cult of Climastrology weekly are quite large, and never stop. Here’s today’s from TakePart’s Padma Nagappan A Warming World Could Be a Crocodile-Infested One A warming planet is […]

Here We Go: Huffington Post Links Hurricane Joaquin With ‘Climate Change’

Most news outlets have wisely stayed away from this proposition, something that is not based on science. Not Huffington Post’s Lydia O’Conner How Climate Change Is Intensifying Hurricane Joaquin Warmer oceans are making everything worse. As the East Coast prepares for a possible Hurricane Joaquin landfall, experts warn that its intensity and potential for destruction are […]

Cult of Climastrology: ‘Climate Change’ Will Make Ocean Levels Swing Like A Seesaw

It’s a day ending in a “Y”, so it must be time for yet another scaremongering prognostication Climate Change and El Niño Will Make Ocean Levels Swing Like a Seesaw The ups and downs experienced on a Seesaw may be fun for kids in the park, but it’s alarming when climate scientists start comparing our […]

Hurricane Joaquin Is #ClimateChange Or Something

I’m actually surprised that so few members of the Cult of Climastrology have linked Joaquin to climate change, but, hey, it just reached hurricane status, so there is plenty of time for them to trot out their stale talking points. So far, here’s the winner Tropical Storm #Joaquin fed by record sea surface temperatures. #climatechange […]

Hotcoldwetdry Will Cause Severe Psychological Problems Or Something

The latest unhinged scary fable, this one from Soros funded Think Progress This Is Your Brain On Climate Change We spend vast amounts of time and personal energy trying to calculate the most urgent threats posed by climate change. Washington, D.C. psychiatrist and climate activist Lise Van Susteren, however, says the most insidious danger may […]

Warmists: Carbon Pollution Will Totally Doom Us In 20k Years

If we don’t leave all fossil fuels in the ground starting now…wait, I thought other Cult of Climastrology members were saying that no one was saying that? (Takepart) Keep it in the ground. That’s the rallying cry of environmentalists who warn that burning the world’s remaining fossil fuel reserves would unleash catastrophic climate change. That’s […]

Climate Change To Drastically Increase Temps In Pennsylvania Or Something

Today’s unhinged scary fable based on bad computer models, hysteria, and cracked crystal balls Report shows climate change could change everything in Pa. The Pennsylvania we know today is being fundamentally altered by the impacts of climate change, according to scientists and economists from Pennsylvania State University. Their Climate Impacts Assessment Update, prepared for the […]

Are We Ready For The Millions Of Coming Climate Refugees? Or Something

MSNBC is trotting out a Scary Story for their minuscule viewership Europe’s next crisis: Climate change could create millions of new refugees Nearly 400,000 migrants have streamed into Europe this year, setting off the continent’s largest refugee crisis since World War II. But the tide of desperation is nothing compared to the flood of environmental […]

Climate Change Will Totally Destroy The Planet’s Circulatory System Or Something

Straight out of the movie The Day After Tomorrow, yet another hyperventilating alarmist scary fable Climate change will destroy the planet’s circulatory system We can’t have the birds or the bees. We can’t have woolly mammoths. For the love of Gotye, even the red pandas are in danger. And if we keep releasing all these greenhouse gases […]

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