Category Archives: Good Move Slick

Good News: Californians Have Moved From Ripping Off CVS To The National Guard

Only in the People’s Republik Of California, which has worried more about Woke, DEI, gender transitioning, the climate scam, etc Californians really went from shoplifting toiletries at CVS to stealing Humvees from military bases in like 18 months. https://t.co/hJkjeSjtI6 — Howie (@HowieLongggg) January 11, 2025 Let’s go to the article Three Humvees were stolen from […]

Youts Embracing Powered Skis

The lazy generation is doing lazy E-Power hits the slopes: new wave of snow sports emerges Following in the footsteps of electric scooters on land and wakeboards at sea, young entrepreneurs are bringing electric power to snow travel with self-propelled skis and all-terrain skates. Already an experienced surfer and snowboarder, Edouard Aubert took up skateboarding […]

Stupid: People Claiming They Got Chlamydia From Gym Machines

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve read this week I’m a doctor — here’s how you can avoid ‘catching’ chlamydia from gym equipment https://t.co/O18mA6RTlK pic.twitter.com/lFbmH1mUnM — New York Post (@nypost) December 17, 2024 Would you like to know the answer? A leading doctor has weighed in on viral social media claims that say […]

Myorkas Says US Govt Doesn’t Have Authority To Shoot Down Drones Or Something

Really? This is the best they can come up with? Mayorkas says government doesn’t have authority to shoot down drones Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas on Friday said the government doesn’t have the authority to shoot down drones and believes reports of some sightings are cases of mistaken identity. Mayorkas appeared on CNN when he […]

Oops: Thieves Stealing EV Charging Cables Over In The UK

It’s not like the UK doesn’t already have a problem with EV chargers not working. Some say the rate is 6%. In some areas it can be up to 30% non-functional. 46% of EV drivers in the UK say they have had issues EV chargers hit by spate of cable thefts Metal thieves have targeted […]

Sunday Dummies: AOC Worried About Water For Terrorists, GenZ Discovers Walking

AOC is concerned that all the terrorists in Gaza will be running out of water Humans can only survive without water for about 3 days. Gaza has run dry. The blockade on water, food, and electricity is an indiscriminate, collective punishment and a crime. It is cruel and unjust. To save millions of people in […]

Surprise: NJ Banned Plastic Bags, So, People Are Stealing Shopping Baskets

Usually we could say “who could have seen this coming?”, but, actually, this is one that’s more of “no one thought this would happen” New Jersey banned plastic bags. So, people are stealing grocery store shopping baskets Grocery store customers are walking off with those plastic hand baskets you find in the supermarket, an apparent consequence of New […]

People Ruining Things: COVID Karen Weddings And Escaped Zebras

Weddings in the age of COVID vaccination You Are Invited to Our Wedding. Kindly Tell Us Your Vaccination Status. Asking wedding guests to leave their children at home used to be among the thornier requests a couple could make. Now, COVID-19 precautions are adding more sensitive appeals to wedding invitations. Tucked inside embossed envelopes that […]

Idiot Protests Wearing Face Mask By Wearing Bikini Made Of Face Masks

People need their social media validation and likes, you know (via Twitchy) https://twitter.com/nemui_babyy/status/1264387739186688001 I hate wearing the mask. We have to do it at work when we are wandering around the dealership or with a customer. If we are at our desks or outside without a customer, we do not have to wear one. Those […]

Irony: Guy Upset Over Florida Beaches Being Open Plans To Go To Beach Dressed As Grim Reaper

Yes, some beaches in Florida are reopening, as they are here in North Carolina. In both cases, it has been made quite clear that no sunbathing is allowed. People can exercise. See, they told us that we should social distance. We said “OK.” They said we could be out and about for exercise. We said […]

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