Category Archives: Good Move Slick

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

Ted Kennedy’s Dog Splash Passes On….Wait, Splash?

Mary Jo Kopenchne is unavailable for comment The late Sen. Edward Kennedy’s dog, Splash, who was the star of a children’s book about Capitol Hill, has died. Kennedy’s widow, Vicki, announced his death in an e-mail Thursday. She calls the 13-year-old Portuguese water dog “a world-class fetcher of tennis balls and a meeter and greeter […]

Obama Replaces Hillary With Solid Gold Dancers

Damn, I dated myself a bit with that reference. Anyhow, the latest on Obama’s smart diplomacy WASHINGTON: The US government said Wednesday it will send US dance companies in 2012 to east and south central Asia as well as to the Middle East and Africa to act as American cultural ambassadors. “Tours are slated to […]

47 Words In ObamaCare Bill Could Cost Hospitals Millions

Perhaps there is a reason that bills should be read and thoroughly examined prior to putting them up for a vote? Partisan tensions on Capitol Hill are delaying efforts to fix an error in the federal health care law that could cost Children’s Hospital Boston and others like it millions of dollars in added drug […]

Nudity, Gratuitous Nudity!

Well, I was going to post a sexy video of Anne Hathaway to propagate the Rule 5 war with RS McCain, alas, my customer hit a deer during a test drive, so, I’m stuck waiting for the cops so we can file a report for insurance purposes. Sigh. Was a nice GTO, too. Just minor […]

Oh, Snap! ObamaCare Could Reduce Competition And Raise Costs (Part 2,467)

Seriously, who could have foreseen this coming? When Congress passed the health care law, it envisioned doctors and hospitals joining forces, coordinating care and holding down costs, with the prospect of earning government bonuses for controlling costs. And they would all join hands, sing kumbaya, and have a unicorn smoothie (Coke will soon be taxed […]

Katie Couric Career Deathwatch – Yes, She Is Investigating The Afterlife

Hey, Katie, 411, there’s a midterm election in just two days, in which the policies of your Messiah will be repudiated. You might want to pay attention. Then again, maybe that’s what this “investigation” is about (?) Clint Eastwood has made a new movie about the afterlife. Does he know anything about that? Katie Couric […]

Conyers Asks Colbert To Leave Hearing Room (Video Now Available)

Wait for it….. House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich.) asked comedian Stephen Colbert to excuse himself from a subcommittee hearing on Friday. Conyers, during opening statements at a hearing of the Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, Refugees, Border Security, and International Law, asked Colbert to submit his statement for the record and leave the […]

Precious Snowflakes In West Lafayette Need More Crossing Guards…..Wait, What?

Has it really come to this at Perdue? You’ve seen crossing guards for elementary and grade schoolers, but, believe it or not, now college students will also have the same safety service. For every problem there is a solution, but crossing guards at the collegiate level surprised some. Graduate student Jonathon Trzupek said he supports […]

And The Major Important Awesome Democrats Will Go Wild Announcement Is…..

You read for this? You sure? Are your ready to be blown away in utter awe? First, remember The source tells CNN that Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country. Kaine’s event comes as Democrats face the difficult task of holding onto their majorities in the House and Senate this November. […]

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