Category Archives: Good Move Slick

Precious Snowflakes In West Lafayette Need More Crossing Guards…..Wait, What?

Has it really come to this at Perdue? You’ve seen crossing guards for elementary and grade schoolers, but, believe it or not, now college students will also have the same safety service. For every problem there is a solution, but crossing guards at the collegiate level surprised some. Graduate student Jonathon Trzupek said he supports […]

And The Major Important Awesome Democrats Will Go Wild Announcement Is…..

You read for this? You sure? Are your ready to be blown away in utter awe? First, remember The source tells CNN that Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country. Kaine’s event comes as Democrats face the difficult task of holding onto their majorities in the House and Senate this November. […]

Aussie Athiest Smokes Bible And Koran: Guess Which Religion Has To Call For Restraint

Someone was a busy beaver over the weekend A BRISBANE-based lawyer and atheist who videoed himself smoking what appeared to be joints made with pages from the Bible and the Koran expects to lose his job at a Queensland university. In the video, posted on YouTube, Queensland University of Technology (QUT) staffer Alex Stewart compares […]

FTC Subpoenas 47 Companies For Engaging In *GASP* Capitalism

I’m tempted to work Obama in to this, but, it happened back in 2007, as well, so, let’s just blame the Party which has controlled Congress since January 2007, OK? The Federal Trade Commission is once again handing out subpoenas to companies that market food to children and teens. Three years after initially delivering what […]

Greenpeace Climate Alarmists Arrested On Oil Rig Due To………

Wait for it Greenpeace halted exploratory drilling by a Scottish oil firm off the coast of Greenland on Tuesday after four protesters scaled an oil rig and suspended tents from its underside. “The drilling rig we’re hanging off could spark an Arctic oil rush, one that would pose a huge threat to the climate and […]

British Man Uses Good Old Southern Expression, Hilarity Ensuses. Spider Not Impressed

“Hey, y’all. Watch this!” The 28 year-old suffered severe burns after attacking the arachnid with an aerosol can at his home in Clacton in Essex. He suffered flash burns to his head, legs and torso and was rushed by ambulance to hospital after dousing himself in cold water. The blast was so strong it blew […]

What Say To $150,000 In Porkulus For A Bridge To Nowhere?

And I do mean a bridge to actually nowhere. Here’s the stetup A historic stone arch bridge that received more than $150,000 in federal stimulus funds this year has fallen short of some people’s expectations — mainly because it doesn’t go anywhere. The bridge, which dates back to the 1860s, ends in a sheer, 8-foot […]

Don’t Ever Honk At This Dog!

Some mid-afternoon Monday humor

Shockingly, Climate Alarmists Aren’t Strikingly Brilliant

This kinda jibes right in with the Youtube videos I was just watching, after seeing a program on either National Geographic or History about lightning last night. Perhaps this gent should have seen it, too Brandan Baker was calm and collected, if not a bit angry, as he described his fateful hike to the top […]

Slow News Day: San Fran Considers Ban On All Pet Sales

Because your snowflake really should have that hamster, and you, as his/her parent, are just too stupid to understand this Sell a guinea pig, go to jail. That’s the law under consideration by San Francisco’s Commission of Animal Control and Welfare. If the commission approves the ordinance at its meeting tonight, San Francisco could soon […]

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