Category Archives: Good Move Slick

Hey, Maybe Congress Should Have Read The Bill First After All

The New York Times (I will no longer refer to them as the F*sh Wrap, as that brings massive trackback spam) publishes a story that should have been in the humor section, rather than page A13 of the NY Edition: Baffled by Health Plan? So Are Some Lawmakers It is often said that the new […]

Jihadis Take Note: The Next Battle Is In Kandahar

You know, I’m not military planner, but, I would think letting the enemy know where we are going to attack is really STUPID FUCKING IDEA! NATO forces will launch a major offensive in the Afghanistan city of Kandahar in June, sources told Fox News, part of a new war strategy that began earlier this year […]

Barry Claims His Plan Would Bring Down Premiums By 3,000%

No, that is not a typo in the headline. I seriously doubt that The Smartest Man In The World Ever!!!!!! meant to say 3,000. I Blame Bush. Or Secretary Teleprompter. Just image had Bush made this claim, even by accident Now, so let me talk about the third thing, which is my proposal would bring […]

Stupid Ideas 101: Combining Pig Roast With Burning WTC Image

Could this be considered a case of political correctness, or, simply a case of “some ideas are so stupid that I’m not sure how you actually did this“? Saskatchewan’s opposition New Democratic Party is slamming an advertisement distributed in a government-held constituency announcing a fundraising dinner that includes an image of the twin towers of […]

White House Press Corps Obviously Didn’t Get The Memo That A Blizzard Is Dangerous

Heck, even the postal service shut down for this monster storm, but, alas, the press corps had to follow Obama around, and are whining about the danger Photographers in the White House press corps experienced two dangerous moments on Saturday while covering President Barack Obama’s speech at the Democratic National Committee’s Winter Meeting. Reporters ventured […]

Obama Plans To Double Down On Stupid

The Washington Post lays out what Barry plans to do The populist drumbeat emanating from the White House is a predictable reaction to the shellacking Democrats took in Massachusetts last week and the drop that began some months ago in President Obama’s poll numbers. It is at best a partial answer to what ails the […]

Want To Joke On Twitter About Blowing Up An Airport? Think Again

You know that old saying about thinking before you act? In today’s world, it is think before you comment, because sometimes you just want to suck those bullets back into your fingers An air passenger was arrested under the Terrorism Act and held in a police cell for seven hours after joking on Twitter he […]

Good Job, Dumbasses!

Dumbasses #1 Denver Public School officials are apologizing after a parent complained that a school lunch meant to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was stereotypical and offensive, reported KMGH-TV. The lunch, planned for Friday, was to include southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit in honor of King. Look, I’m not a big person […]

Patterico Completely PWNs Charles Johnson, Johnson Whines Like A Baby

Remember the other day when I mentioned that a Colorado DOT worker could be fired over a photoshopped picture of Obama shining Sarah Palin’s shoes (first!)? I know Chucky whined about the story on the 1st, in a wacky unhinged post called What Right Wing Racism? (Does posting the picture make Chucky a racist?) Well, […]

Barry’s Lovin’ Feeling Now Worse Than Bush’s

The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Tuesday shows that 25% of the nation’s voters Strongly Approve of the way that Barack Obama is performing his role as President. Forty-six percent (46%) Strongly Disapprove giving Obama a Presidential Approval Index rating of -21 That’s the lowest Approval Index rating yet recorded for this President […]

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