Category Archives: Good Move Slick

Good News: Obama Admin. Provides Enemy Our Plan To Retake Mosul From ISIS

Isn’t it normal to release our plans? Didn’t Washington alert the Redcoats about his plan to cross the Delaware? And we gave the Japanese advance warning about our plans to retake the Philippines, right? (Fox News) Top Republican senators Friday demanded answers after a military official revealed “detailed operational information” about a looming Iraqi mission […]

Poor Little Jihadi Was Bummed Over Lack Of Toilet Paper

Nothing worse than a whiny Islamic jihadi (UK Daily Mail) A British extremist accused of faking his death to return to UK posed with a severed head in Syria – but moaned when he did not have enough toilet paper. Imran Khawaja, 27, posed for the picture while with the Rayat al-Tawheed (RAT) insurgents to […]

Don’t Know About You, But I Probably Wouldn’t Use A Minivan As A Getaway Car

Would you? (WRAL)  Three people were arrested early Sunday morning after a three county chase that ended with a crash in Durham. The incident started after a burglary alarm was reported at Eagle’s Gas Station on Hampton Pointe Boulevard in Hillsborough at approximately 4:40 a.m. A witness said they saw a burgundy Dodge Caravan leave […]

Belle Knox: Hey, Sex Kinda Ruined A Lot Of My Life

This is typically the domain of R.S. McCain, but, hey, I love pointing out that actions can have consequences. Here is a weepy article from the as usual moonbat site called Salon “A lot of my life has been ruined because of sex”: Belle Knox opens up in a gripping new documentary A five-part series […]

Mexican Woman Denied Temporary Visa To Allow Her To Donate Bone Marrow

The Obama administration seemingly has no problem with tens of thousands of illegal alien children crossing the border and letting them stay. They have no problem with the millions of illegal alien children already in the United States. They have no problem with the vast number of adult illegals already here, wanting to put them […]

GoTopless San Antonio Went About As Ugly As You Would Expect

I mentioned the coming “protest” Saturday, and here’s how it went (My San Antonio) Roughly 30 people, including several nearly topless women, marched through downtown San Antonio on Sunday afternoon, demanding the right to bare their bosoms in public. Yikes! Oh, wait, sorry, #BodyShaming. Except for the guy with the moobs. And in Austin More […]

Woman Files Complaint Over Being Kicked Out Of Pizzeria…For Changing Dirty Diaper At Table

When even the hardcore radical Feminists (and baby haters, can’t forget that) at Jezebel won’t defend the woman in question, you know the woman is in the wrong (UK Daily Mail) A mother was kicked out of a pizzeria for changing her baby’s diaper at her table. But mother Miranda Sowers says she was forced […]

Special Feminist Snowflakes Really Psyched Over Unshaven Armpits

To go with other unshaven body parts (London Evening Standard) It’s time for the arm-bush ambush. Summer is a time when most women unquestioningly invest a lot of time, money and pain in hair removal, but many of London’s young feminists are becoming part of a growing revival. While this year has been declared “the […]

Who Knew Thate Stealing A/C Units Is Now A Federal Offense Under The Clean Air Act?

When conservatives refer to government overreach and the proliferation of Big Government, this fits in perfectly (WLWT) An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to violating the Clean Air Act by releasing a refrigerant into the air during the theft of dozens of air conditioning units. Federal prosecutors say Martin Eldridge and others stole at least […]

Jihadis Sure Party Bombastically

Ooh, yeah! All right! We’re splodin’: I wanna splod’ it wid you. We’re splodin’, splodin’, And I hope you like splodin’, too. Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow: I’n’I will see you through, ‘Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, Splodin” till the splod’ is through.

Pirate's Cove