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Category Archives: Good Move Slick
Seven Stupid Ways Obama Admin Spent Money During Shutdown
October 3, 2013 – 7:18 am
You’ve heard of other ways Team Obama has spent money, such as with all the #Barrycades around monuments. Here are 7 of the dumbest….at least so far (Daily Caller) The government is shut down and thousands of government workers have been sent home. But will it save any money? The shutdown in during the Clinton […]
“Sexist” Gorilla Kicked Out Of Zoo, Sent To Therapy
September 25, 2013 – 11:26 am
No, this is not from The Onion (NY Daily News) A “sexist” male gorilla at Dallas Zoo is being evicted and sent for therapy after he bit one female companion and belittled others. Patrick — a 430-pound Western lowland born at New York’s Bronx Zoo in 1990 — will be moved to Riverbanks Zoo and […]
What’s Wrong With Big Government, Flip Flops Edition
September 19, 2013 – 12:29 pm
This one’s a pip (LA Times) File this under “Things that make you go ‘Huh?,’ California sectionâ€: The city of San Juan Capistrano has banned flip-flops at two city parks. And better yet: City officials apparently didn’t know they’d done it. And even better yet: It’s a rule, but no one is enforcing it. OK, […]
Good News: CFPB Will Only Monitor 80% Of Credit Card Transactions
September 14, 2013 – 4:46 pm
Seriously, folks, what could possibly go wrong? (Washington Examiner) Consumer Financial Protection Bureau officials are seeking to monitor four out of every five U.S. consumer credit card transactions this year — up to 42 billion transactions – through a controversial data-mining program, according to documents obtained by the Washington Examiner. A CFPB strategic planning document […]
What Say To $60k For Bulletproof White Boards For Schools?
August 19, 2013 – 1:13 pm
Because nutjobs hell bent on murder can’t shoot around them (via John Hawkins) (BizPacReview) While some say arming teachers or placing armed guards in schools is the best way to keep students safe, the University of Maryland Eastern Shore is taking a different approach to security — by purchasing bulletproof whiteboards. “UMES is the first university […]
Bad Weather Reducing Chevy Volt Reduced By $5,000
August 6, 2013 – 3:05 pm
A desperate plea for someone to by this “car” so Chevy can lose more money or something (USA Today) The Volt is getting a jolt — at least when it comes to price. The slow selling newfangled plug-in car, which is supposed to the star of General Motors’ portfolio, is going to have $5,000 knocked […]
North Carolina On The Hook For $75,000 In Possum Drop Fees
July 31, 2013 – 9:29 pm
Thanks, PETA! (WRAL) A Superior Court judge has ordered the state Wildlife Resources Commission to pay almost $75,000 in attorney fees to PETA in the legal challenge to the annual New Year’s Eve Possum Drop in Brasstown. OK, it’s not all PETA’s fault: all the NC General Assembly had to do was pass a law […]