Category Archives: Holidays

Sore Loser Symphony: Donald Trump Is Ruining Christmas

You just had to know that someone was going to go there, right? In this case it is Shikha Dalmia at The Week Donald Trump is ruining Christmas I am a Hindu, my husband a Jew. So which religious holiday do we celebrate? Why, Christmas, of course! Every year, we get the obligatory tree and […]

You Should Have A Merry Low Carbon Christmas Or Something

The nags of the Singapore branch of the Cult of Climastrology are out Have yourself a merry low-carbon Christmas Give the world a present this Christmas and New Year period and cut down on those carbon emissions. Here are 5 ways to do that. December kicks off a two-month-long season of joy, giving, and feasting […]

Uh Oh, Santa Is Doomed, As His Reindeer Shrink

Yes, it’s that time of the year where members of the Cult of Climastrology use Christmas to push their insane mental meanderings. Even though they tend to be the same types of political people who lose their minds over Nativity scenes in public. They are the people who call it a holiday tree, not a […]

It’s Never To Early To Discuss ‘Climate Change’ And Christmas

Warmists totally want you to send a Christmas card to Ivanka Trump Yet, Ivanka Trump, Politico reported, will make fighting climate change the signature issue of her tenure as first daughter. Good for her. Maybe she can talk some sense into her dad, the fellow who once tweeted that climate change is a Chinese conspiracy. […]

How To Survive Thanksgiving 2016 In Poem Or Something(?)

Alright, I said yesterday’s post on how liberals can survive Thanksgiving with their family and friends would be the last one. But, hey, this is just too irresistible, as the Washington Post, one of the nation’s top papers, allows Alexandra Petri, a long time WP columnist, to indulge herself How to survive Thanksgiving 2016 how […]

Happy Thanksgiving Pinup! (sticky for the day)

I want to wish all the folks who frequent Pirate’s Cove, as well as my blog friends out there, a wonderful Thanksgiving. Y’all, regardless of political identification, make it all worthwhile.

If You Need To Know How To Talk To Your Climate Denying Uncle Pete On Thanksgiving, Here’s Your Advice

If you thought this whole advice for Liberals on “how to act like a civil adult on Thanksgiving” thing was just a miniscule thing, au contraire. I have numerous articles saved to Pocket, and may never get around to them all. Here we have the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists driving drunkily down the road Thanksgiving […]

Thank Goodness, You Can Now Set Boundaries With Your Family On Thanksgiving

This kind of schtick has become more and more prevalent over the past few years, as Democrats apparently need someone to explain to them How To Act Civilized With Your Family And Friends On Thanksgiving (we see these recycled at Christmas, as well). I especially enjoy the use of the angry pointing guy. It made […]

Things Are Heating Up On Independence Day From ‘Climate Change’ Or Something

And more doom will be coming in the future since YOU refuse to give up your fossil fueled vehicle, buy local, plant trees in your living room, and use air conditioning in the summer We’re really heating up this Independence Day Sometimes at Grist HQ, we ask ourselves things like: “Just how miserable will the […]

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Clause

Every Christmas, once everyone is up, Christmas greetings are made, hugs are exchanged, the presents are opened, and breakfast is being made, I read this first in the paper (ye olde parental units get an actual paper, and they live in NJ). It is a Christmas classic that has always touched my soul. While some […]

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