Category Archives: Holidays

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad(well, not really)

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my shrink gave to me Twelve Christmas Neuroses An Eleven year old millionaire Ten Commandments on display Nine displaced folks and a dog Eight tips to beat stress The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad(well, not really)

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, Sierra Leone gave to me An Eleven year old millionaire Ten Commandments on display Nine displaced folks and a dog Eight tips to beat stress The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, the 6th Court of Appeals gave to me Ten Commandments on display Nine displaced folks and a dog Eight tips to beat stress The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad Redneck

Hey, y’all, Jebediah here. Might as well keep that thar 12 days thing going On the Ninth Day of Christmas, Katrina gave to me Nine displaced folks and a dog Eight tips to beat stress The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, the Season gave to me Eight tips to beat stress The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Here […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, the Italians gave to me The Feast of the Seven Fishes Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Nothing funny or weird here, folks. […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 6th Day of Christmas, Fort Meyers PD gave to me Six cows stolen Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Cow tipping gone to far Two Rocky Mount teenagers were charged […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the fifth day of Christmas the British Courts gave to me Five suspected terrorists out on bail Four Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up strories 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree Yup, that’s right LONDON (AFP) – Five suspected international terrorists facing deportation from Britain […]

12 Days of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Fourth Day of Christmas the NFL gave to me 4 Vikings in love boat trouble 3 made up stories 2 Strippers in Santa hats and Tookie lit up like a Christmas Tree PS: Typepad issues today. Have to republish to get the last couple days back. Might look wonky.

WTW: Don’t Like It? Tough

We now have our own little controversy over Christmas here in Raleigh Everyone celebrates religion and holidays in their own individual ways, but currently there are questions about whether the two should be more connected. One of the latest places involved in the controversy is a McDonald’s restaurant in Raleigh. (click for bigger picture) The […]

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