Category Archives: Holidays

Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves

December 12, 2005 – 8:33 am

An old Letterman Top 10 List 10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands." 9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don’t exist. 8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?" 7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. […]

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Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup

December 11, 2005 – 9:21 am

 Happy Sunday! Only 2 Weeks left!

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Christmas Poem

December 9, 2005 – 7:38 am

Christmas Bells, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow I heard the bells on Christmas DayTheir old, familiar carols play,And wild and sweetThe words repeatOf peace on earth, good-will to men! And thought how, as the day had come,The belfries of all ChristendomHad rolled alongThe unbroken songOf peace on earth, good-will to men! Till, ringing, singing on its […]

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W Lights the National Christmas Tree

December 1, 2005 – 6:57 pm

A great sight, President Bush and the First Lady, along with some special guests, who did a great job for the Hurricane Katrina victims, lighting the National Christmas Tree. Not the Holiday Tree, but the Christmas Tree. Huzzah. I’ll tell you, the speech Bush 43 made was great, designed to reinforce what Christmas is about. […]

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The Capital Christmas Tree

November 29, 2005 – 7:38 am

Way to go, Speaker Hastert! House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert has told federal officials that the lighted, decorated tree on the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol — known in recent years as the "Holiday Tree" — should be renamed the "Capitol Christmas Tree," as it was called until the late 1990s. The Capitol’s senior […]

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Be A Pirate Santa, Aaarrrrh!

November 29, 2005 – 5:56 am

I love you. You’re santa but you still manage to bea pirate. You’re crazy enough to throw a coupleof yo ho’s in the general xmas-ness What kind of Santa are you?brought to you by Quizilla I swear, I only took the quiz once to get the answer!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

November 24, 2005 – 9:34 am

From the family here at the Pirate’s Cove, we wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. Let us thank our brave and wonderful troops for all they do to keep the United States safe. God protect them. How about a little poem? The turkey has been stuffed with tender care, the spuds are made, there […]

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Great Googly Moogly! 2005

October 31, 2005 – 3:47 pm

Yes, that is last years. But, hey, I like it!

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On Memorial Day

May 30, 2005 – 8:53 am

 

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Happy Easter, everyone!

March 27, 2005 – 2:23 pm

        Easter comes but once a year         But when it does, we all know its here         Children filling themselves with chocolate         Dad’s down the pub for a pint of beer!         We go to the church for the wine and bread   […]

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