February 5, 2009 – 8:48 pm
But, apparently, Obama doesn’t like raccoons, either A small band of masked intruders has broken into the secure White House grounds and has evaded capture by agents of the new Obama administration, officials said today. The National Park Service is in pursuit of one very large raccoon and several medium-sized raccoons, who have been spotted […]
February 3, 2009 – 8:37 am
But not just any snow. Snow when it is really, really cold Britain may be in the grip of the coldest winter for 30 years and grappling with up to a foot of snow in some places but the extreme weather is entirely consistent with global warming, claim scientists. Temperatures for December and January were […]
January 29, 2009 – 9:11 pm
Hot on the heels of the Obama dildo, here it comes!!!! (probably not safe for coworkers to see. No nudity, but, yeah, the corporate IT admins might have a fit.) OK, that one is a joke, but, um, this one isn’t Topco Sales introduces an inflatable sex doll dubbed ‘This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable […]
January 27, 2009 – 10:24 am
Definitely a product of our public education system, soon to be flipping burgers A 15-year-old Longs girl was charged as a juvenile with six charges that included perjury after she gave police several fake names and identification at a Myrtle Beach area club, according to a police report. The teen flagged an officer down at […]
January 25, 2009 – 8:05 pm
Well, no, you haven’t. A friend of mine was reading the earlier Patriotic Pinup post, saw the link to Nice Deb and the Obama Chiapet, and she alerted me to this Barry toy Click for full size.
January 25, 2009 – 3:36 pm
It’s a really shame that I can’t put one of those emoticons where the guy slaps the top of his head or covers his eyes in the headline, like such as  #-o , because this website is perfect TheWhoFarm – Read and sign the petition! To President and Mrs. Obama: We, the people, respectfully request that an […]
January 23, 2009 – 10:19 am
Why do I have an urge to watch 28 Days Later? Your humor story of the day, Surrender Monkey approved Thousands of current and former [University of Florida] faculty, staff and students received a text message reading “The monkey got out of the cage” Tuesday night. Run away, run away!
January 20, 2009 – 7:51 am
People often say that radical Islamists are stuck back in the Dark Ages, well, no more. Seems they moved forward a bit. Oh, hey, didn’t they also have the Black Death during the beginning of the Little Ice Age, too? An al Qaeda affiliate in Algeria closed a base earlier this month after an experiment […]
January 17, 2009 – 5:51 pm
And you thought it was bad in the upper Midwest? No chance of that! NAPLES, Fla. (AP) — The chilly weather in southern Florida this week was cold enough to force some iguanas to fall from trees. Experts say the cold-blooded reptiles go into a deep sleep when the temperature falls into the 40s. Their […]
January 14, 2009 – 10:59 am
Aaaannnnndddd tttttthhhhhaaat cccccooouuulld beeeeee baaaaaaaddddd! TOO much coffee can make people think they have seen a ghost, scientists have discovered. Coffee fans who drink more than seven cups (WT: or drink a Red Bull)Â of instant a day have an increased tendency to hallucinate, including believing they have seen a spook. And high caffeine users were […]
