Category Archives: Humor

Fail: Pirates Drown After Getting $3 Million Ransom

Instant karma, baby! Pirates holding a Saudi-owned oil supertanker off the coast of Somalia have set the vessel free after receiving a ransom payment, a piracy monitor in neighboring Kenya and the U.S. Navy Fifth Fleet said Saturday. “The supertanker VLCC (very large crude carrier. It is a massive supertanker) Sirius Star is currently under way […]

Today’s Humor: A Barry Email That Doesn’t Ask For Money

I think I actually just deleted the email in question from my Crackberry. LA Times: Breaking: Obama sends national e-mail with NO plea for money! This is no Friday joke. Word has just been received at The Ticket that President-elect Barack Obama sent out an actual e-mail today without asking for more money from tired […]

Just When You Thought PETA Couldn’t Get Any Dumber..

they go and prove you wrong A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as “sea kittens” in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition. Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the “sea kitten” name as part of its push to restrict fishing. “Nobody would […]

Photo’s From Israel Smacking Hamas Around

Some photo’s found while scrolling through Yahoo News. The first is my favorite The original caption: Israelis look out towards the northern Gaza Strip from a hill near the southern town of Sderot during an air strike, January 1, 2009. I love that the chubby on the left is using airstrikes to try and cop a feel from […]

Imagined My Death

Click it for full size. Via DailyHaHa.com

Save The Polar Bears, Er, Humans!!!

Ya know, the whole global warming/climate change is great for polar bears, especially those that want to lose a few pounds. Eating all those blubber rich seals can really pack on the pounds, so, a little variation in the diet to a low fat one can really help out: Chilling game of hide and seek […]

Top 6 Most Annoying Characters Who Needed To Be Sacrificed

Preferably in a horrible way. Snuffed. Capped. Sacrificed for the greater good. These are from movies (or parts of movies) I have actually seen 1. Jar Jar Binks. I don’t really need to explain, do I? Actually, it was George Lucas who needed to be sacrificed, but, he wasn’t an actual character in the movie. Anyhow, […]

Waffles Busted

I know, I know, John Kerry is so old news. But, keep this Busted Looking At Boobies photo in mind if Barry offers him a position in his administration. A friend forwarded me the link where the picture is. NSFW.

A Star Wars Christmas

Heh. Cracked. Worst. Christmas. Ever.

Lingerie That Opens Up With Loud Noise? Not Wise In The Middle East

The buildup Just off the crowded central market in Old Damascus, a sales assistant called Mahmoud is giving me my first introduction into an unusual Syrian speciality – musical knickers. The garments come in many different shapes and colours, and play little tunes – or other extraneous noises like telephone ringtones – all made by […]

Pirate's Cove