Category Archives: Humor

Why Do Pilgrims Have Belt Buckles On Their Hats?

Here’s why (site NSFW, and has some dirty language)

The Return Of The Gay Penguins

Just when you thought this issue was put to rest, alas, no GAY PENGUINS at a zoo in China have been stealing eggs in a bid to become surrogate dads. Keepers have been forced to segregate the couple after catching them trying to trick straight birds into parting with their offspring. The cunning pair would place […]

Don’t Let Your Gobbler Day Guests Sue You Or Strip In Jail

“Hi! Welcome! We’re so glad you came over for Thanksgiving Day. Wine’s on in the fridge, we have snacks on the table and some chili for watching the game, dinner will be at 4:30. Oh, could you sign this form, please?” “Guest acknowledges and understands that no warranty, either expressed or implied, is made by […]

Jim Jones Leads As Choice For National Security Advisor

Is it wrong to be amused that a guy named Jim Jones is in consideration to be Obama’s national security advisor a few days after a 30 year anniversary?

Someone Get Barry Into Crackberry Addiction Withdrawl Class

This is serious stuff folks Sorry, Mr. President. Please surrender your BlackBerry. Those are seven words President-elect Barack Obama is dreading but expecting to hear, friends and advisers say, when he takes office in 65 days. But before he arrives at the White House, he will probably be forced to sign off. In addition to […]

If Only The Media Investigated Barry Like He Does For Potential Employees

Apparently, Barry is looking to hire Glinda The Good Want a top job in the Obama administration? Only pack rats need apply, preferably those not packing controversy. A seven-page questionnaire being sent by the office of President-elect Barack Obama to those seeking cabinet and other high-ranking posts may be the most extensive — some say […]

Iran Test Fires Apparent Photoshop

I’m kinda suprised not many are bothering to cover this bit of humor from the Iranians, with their dupes at UPI helping out The Iranian military Wednesday test-fired surface-to-air missiles designed for defensive purposes, the country’s state-sanctioned media reported. The test-firing involved the next-generation missile called the Sejil and used solid-fuel propellants, the government’s English-language […]

Might Want To Reconsider Manbag Opposition, Guys

It may not be manly, but, you know that it is usually men who fight back Don’t knock those trendy, oversized purses — they could save your life, as one college student found out. Police say the contents in an oversized purse saved Elizabeth Pittenger, a 22-year-old Middle Tennessee State University student, by stopping a […]

A Smile Works As Well As The Bailout Package

Interesting advice THE threat of recession could disappear if we all put a smile on our face, the Government’s top money man said today. After two months of persistent bad economic news, Treasury secretary Ken Henry said the worst could be avoided if Australians simply cheered up. “Fundamentally what is driving weaker economic outcomes globally […]

Someone Really Needs A Girlfriend

The Vegas line that this guy is a Democrat is 79-1 “It feels great to be an American today. The best hour and a half of my life,” exclaimed Jude Elliot, an 8th-grade social studies teacher in Orangeburg, South Carolina. Don’t know about you, but, I can certainly find many, many occassions that were the best hour […]

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