Category Archives: Humor

Call Steve Irwin!!!!!

Gator’s in urban areas is no longer an urban myth. Not New York City, though LOS ANGELES (AFP) – Authorities charged two men for releasing an alligator in the lake of a Los Angeles public park. Numerous attempts to capture the alligator have failed since the animal was discovered by a fisherman in August in […]

Boring News Day-Let’s Check The Traffic

Bad word coming in the written form. Not for little eyes. Funny though. Gotta admire the way the reporter kept on going. !vb:gv,3490417108844513041,1!

A Very Monster Christmas

Self explanatory. !vb:gv,-2247660512263111901,1!

WTW: 12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the Second Day of Christmas, The Doll House Gave to Me 2 Strippers in Santa Hats and Tookie lit up like an Xmas Tree. (Not pirate thongs, though.)

Arnold in Quotes

Now that Arnold has terminated Tookie, he deserves to be in lights (again) One of my movies was called "True Lies." It’s what the Democrats should have called their convention. I love Thanksgiving turkey…it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. "To those critics who are so pessimistic about our terminating […]

12 Days Of Christmas-I’m Bad

On the 1st Day of Christmas, The Governator gave to me, Tookie lit up like an X-Mas Tree.

Top 10 Elf Pet Peeves

An old Letterman Top 10 List 10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands." 9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act like we don’t exist. 8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?" 7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy. […]

Don’t Mess With Santa

Check it out. Not only does Santa try and stop the shoplifter, but he goes back at the guy. Check out the kick. PS: I wouldn’t go to the site where that video came from while at work. I ran across it while searching for funny Santa video’s, and I doubt if it is work […]

Chased By Beaver!!!!

Man, how lucky can one get, being chased by beaver:

The Penis Song

With Stacey from Not a Desperate Housewife on Blogcation, someone has to fill the void :) Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? It’s swell to have a stiffy. It’s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world’s biggest prick. So, […]

Pirate's Cove