February 1, 2010 – 6:58 pm
Out: changing bird patterns because of global warming. In: changing bird patterns because it is frickin’ cold! The prolonged cold weather could hit the number of small birds such as the robin recorded this weekend as part of the RSPB’s annual garden survey. But more unusual visitors, including redwings and tree sparrows, are likely to […]
January 31, 2010 – 4:40 pm
Heh ANNAPOLIS, Md. – It was too cold even for some polar bears on Saturday. The second of two scheduled dips in the water at the 14th annual Polar Bear Plunge in Annapolis, Md. was canceled on doctors’ orders. The air temperature was 23 degrees and the Chesapeake Bay was 36 degrees when crowds took […]
January 28, 2010 – 10:00 am
OK, this article is about the recession in Canada, but, since it is a world wide recession, and Obama is blaming Bush for the recession, and making it all America’s fault, and he is the ONLY ONE who can fix it, will Obama help these folks out with a few patronizing words? Drag queen “Ray” […]
January 27, 2010 – 3:21 pm
Putting to be the notion that not all liberals are dower and unfunny, the Huffington Post has a State Of The Union primer on who to drink during snoozefest, which includes Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal drink one shot Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal    STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD There are some […]
January 21, 2010 – 8:27 pm
An evening palate cleanser
January 15, 2010 – 7:11 pm
Dumbasses #1 Denver Public School officials are apologizing after a parent complained that a school lunch meant to honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was stereotypical and offensive, reported KMGH-TV. The lunch, planned for Friday, was to include southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit in honor of King. Look, I’m not a big person […]
January 14, 2010 – 10:00 am
Can we branch bacon off into its own food group? The traditional English breakfast is not normally associated with good health. But scientists have found that eating a plate of bacon and eggs could help pregnant women boost the intelligence of their unborn child. But the new study suggests that a chemical in pork products […]
January 8, 2010 – 4:23 pm
Nothing like some good old afternoon ‘splodin Pakistani officials say at least eight suspected militants have been killed in an explosion at their safehouse in the commercial center of Karachi. Investigators say the suspected militants accidentally detonated the explosives Friday, destroying the safehouse. I have to wonder, is this like the jihadi version of “hey, […]
January 7, 2010 – 7:41 am
No, no, Achmed, you must keep the speed above 50 or we’ll…. ka=boom! Kabul, Afghanistan – Fourteen suspected terrorists died Tuesday night when the bus they rigged with explosives blew up prematurely, police said. The explosion occurred as the suspects were riding the bus in the province of Kunduz, said police chief Abdul Raziq Yaqobi. […]
January 5, 2010 – 8:58 pm
Down here in the South, we have a great saying, “hey, y’all, watch this,” usually followed by some sort of calamitous hilarity, like…….. I think you now understand what, exactly, the phrase means :D
