Category Archives: Humor

Friday Fun: Things That Really Matter

Every once in awhile, have to take a step back from the politics to see the stuff that really matters All eyes will be on former Leafs enforcer Tie Domi and NHL toughguy Bob Probert when they renew their storied rivalry on Oct. 4. But this time, their fight to the death will involve spins, […]

Colorado Pirates, Stop Scaring The Fish, And, You Know Hippos Are Dangerous, Right?

Heh He’s known as Commodore Amon to fellow pirates in the Colorado Rogues, but landlubbers call him Joshua Thomas. He’s the one who steered the Rogues from a loose- knit group of pirate fanatics into an altruistic organization that holds fundraisers for juvenile diabetes projects, cancer research and other causes. Last year, the Rogues raised […]

Big Bottomed Girls Safer From Hip Injuries

Bubble butts rejoice! (and, before I get outrage, I could stand to lose about 20, and I tend to accumulate it in my butt) A major decline in the proportion of Canadians suffering hip fractures may be partly due to people weighing more and having bigger buttocks, researchers say. The additional weight provides more cushioning […]

Not So Fast On The Organic White House Veggie Garden

Remember the big deal many in the media made about Michelle Obama planting a tiny organic farm on the White House grounds, something that a typical barking moonbat movement pushed for? Yeah, about that When First Lady Michelle Obama planted an organic vegetable garden on the White House lawn in March 2009, she hoped to […]

AGW Today: Join In The Newest Craze-Smart Car Dunking

Alright, not everyone buys a smart car because they are one of the .5% of AGW believers who are actually walking the talk, rather than just yammering on about concensus and awareness. They might make sense for someone who pretty much just lives and drives with a confined city, someplace like New York City or […]

Farmers PO’d About A Smelly Farm. Guess Which Type

Sunday night humor from Marston, Maryland The smell. Skip Roach can’t stand it on days when the temperature nears 90 degrees and a neighboring farm has spread a commercial fertilizer substitute on a field. The rotting stench is suffocating, he says. He shuts his windows, but without air conditioning, the heat is too much. Sometimes, […]

Fail Tag: Man Can’t Get Arrested For Traveling To Cuba

A U.S. citizen trying to challenge the ban on travel to Cuba on Friday bemoaned his inability to get arrested or cited — even after having his passport stamped in Havana and bringing back Cuban memorabilia. Mytchell Mora, a 39-year-old freelance entertainment news producer, said he told U.S. customs officials he broke the law after […]

Obama Phone Fail

Jeez, I’m not quite sure why the White House wanted this photo released

Obama Ogles Da Booty

Say, Michelle Ma Belle, did you catch this one? U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo at the G8 summit in L’Aquila, Italy, July 9, 2009. Leaders of the Group of Eight major industrial nations and the main developing economies […]

Aww, RS McCain Made Excitable Andy Mad

Someone get Milky Loads a waaaaaah!-mbulance as he gives RS McCain a Malkin Award “So whether or not Ken Layne is actually gay, there can be no doubt that Ken Layne is a vicious cocksucker,” – Robert Stacy McCain, a supporter of the genocideof Palestinians in Israel, in a blog-post that has to be one […]

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