Category Archives: Kerry

Help Kerry Find His Pen

Seems as if Monsieur Kerry has a difficult time finding things (other then rich women to marry). Besides his sanity, he has had trouble finding the Senate Floor, where he was supposed to bloviate about the DSM and Karl Rove, and he has had trouble finding a pen that works on the “undeleated line” of […]

What the hells’ your problem, Frenchie?

All you have to do is just sign and release your 180’s in full, John. Not too hard, is it? You made your promise on 1/30/05. Then again, you make lots of promises you never keep. Go here to an old post to read what it is all about. I’ll wait. See that, folks? It […]

Hi, John. It’s your friendly weekly reminder

All you have to do is just sign and release your 180’s in full, John. Not too hard, is it? Go here to an old post to read what it is all about. I’ll wait. See that, folks? It wasn’t just about signing, but about releasing all his records. He did sign them. But he […]

Kerry’s on the Rove issue: move on, nothing to see

Apparently, former rented presumptive Democratic Presidential candidate John F’ing Kerry found the Senate floor the other day. Was it to talk about the Downing Street Memo’s like he said? Nope. How about condemning Durbin? Nope. It was to whine about Karl Rove. But hey, guess what? “Karl Rove doesn’t owe me an apology, he doesn’t […]

John? It’s is a very simple thing

Go here to an old post to read what it is all about. I’ll wait. See that, folks? It wasn’t just about signing, but about releasing all his records. He did sign them. But he hasn’t released all his records to the public. Slight update at the top. Powerline has visual copies of the 180’s […]

John? Yo John!

Return, forgetful John Kerry, and straight redeem In gentle numbers time it has been 121 days since thou made thy promise; Signeth thy 180’s, and release all thy records to yon public If time have any wrinkle graven there; thouest should bequeeth it on thine public, And make time’s spoils despised everywhere. Give thy records […]

Kerry and the Downing Street Memo

It’s amazing the fascination with that failed (and rented) presidential candidate, John Kerry. Down here in the South, he would be called white trash, and damn straight his wife would be a contender for white trash woman of the year. The guy is good for some cheap and deserved shots though. And, I’m a wonderin […]

WTW: Kerry signed and released

Hey, y’all, this is Jebediah. Teach left the keys. Now, about this Kerry critter signing his 180’s, he has apparently done that, and submitted them, and released the info (h/t to Poliblog for the story link). Senator John F. Kerry, ending at least two years of refusal, has waived privacy restrictions and authorized the release […]

Exclusive Kerry Advisor Photo!

I have obtained an exlusive photo of a Kerry advisor when he heard what Kerry told that Boston paper about going on the Senate floor to call for Bush’s impeachment over the Downing Street Memo:

Yo, Kerry, where you be?

Return, forgetful John Kerry, and straight redeem In gentle numbers time it has been 114 days since thou made thy promise; Signeth thy 180’s, and release all thy records to yon public If time have any wrinkle graven there; thouest should bequeeth it on thine public, And make time’s spoils despised everywhere. Give thy records […]

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