Category Archives: Kerry

5 Bills, 20 Years

Woo hoo. Kerry got 5 Bills passed, and 4 Resolutions, in 20 years. No wonder he doesn’t like to talk about his Senate years (Sean at Everything I Know is Wrong). Though, I do respect this one: A Bill To Authorize Appropriations For The Marine Mammal Protection Act Of 1972 And To Improve The Program […]

Kerry and Our Allies

Bloviator extraordinaire John Kerry (he’s a Senator, ya know), has been working overtime to lose allies. If he is elected, will there be any left? From Japan (courtesy Captain Ed): The comments come a day after Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi made remarks that appeared to suggest he would prefer to see Bush win the Nov. […]

Balanced Budget

Can Kerry possibly mention “balanced budget” just a few more times? Funny how he has forgotten his own record: U.S. Sen. John Kerry (D-Massachusetts) has attacked President George W. Bush on the budget deficit. While we don’t like the deficit either, we blame John Kerry for it because he was the one vote that killed […]

More on Sinclair

So now some Demorat Senators want a probe of the Sinclair Group broadcasting an anti Kerry piece on what is a privately owned group of stations. Where were they when Dan Rather and cBS were broadcasting a slander piece on the President of the United States of America using fraudulent documents, then, despite all evidence […]

3 Questions for Kerry Supporters

Let’s suppose that John Kerry (he’s a Senator, you know!) wins. 1. Considering Kerry will have a hostile GOP majority in both Houses, how quick will the pundits, including the MSM’s, take to calling him a lame duck? I say the first day the Congress Critters are in session. 2. Kerry hasn’t passed any substantive […]

I Have a Plan

How many times did Kerry say “I have a plan?” 12. The word “plan?” 36. How many times did he explain one? Zero. The man had a chance to destroy W on the environment. Not a win/lose type issue, but, nonetheless, a chance to really get Bush. But, instead: KERRY: Boy, to listen to that […]

Speaking (typing) of a Draft…

As part of his 100 day plan to change America, John Kerry will propose a comprehensive service plan that includes requiring mandatory service for high school students and four years of college tuition in exchange for two years of national service. As President, John Kerry will ensure that every high school student in America performs […]

Snark Hunting

“Just the place for a Snark!” the Kerry cried, As he landed his crew with care; Supporting each man on the top of the tide By a finger entwined in his hair. “Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice: That alone should encourage the crew. Just the place for a Snark! […]

WOW!

Incredible post over at I Love Jet Noise! Definate must read.

Welcome to the Newest Member of the Neocon Family!

That would be John Forbes Heinz-Kerry. William Dafire thinks he is. As the Democratic Whoopee Brigade hailed Senator Kerry’s edge in debating technique, nobody noticed his foreign policy sea change. On both military tactics and grand strategy, the newest neoconservative announced doctrines more hawkish than President Bush. First, on war-fighting in Iraq: Hard-liners criticized the […]

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