Category Archives: Kerry

Iran tells Edwards to piss off

So Edwards has floated an idea to Iran about their nuclear weapons aspirations. And Iran basically said “piss off.” Iran’s foreign ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi has bluntly rejected a nuclear disarmament plan floated by US vice presidential hopeful John Edwards, calling it “campaigning.” Under the plan, thought to have originated with US presidential hopeful […]

Tax Burden

So Kerry has claimed that his tax burden went down, and that he thinks that the (middle class) tax burden should have gone down. Great. When is he sending extra money to the IRS? How fast before Teresa would kick his ass if he tried?

Kerry da man

Kerry Fit to Defend U.S. Against Non-Threatening Foes (2004-09-03) — John Forbes Kerry, buoyed by his growing underdog status in the wake of the Republican convention, today said he is fit to command the nation’s military because he has personally taken up arms to defend the United States against a nation that posed no threat. […]

Love this quote

From Crush Kerry John Kerry Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest Well he did it. John Kerry finally “fought back” by lanching the “draft dodger” bombs at Cheney and Bush, slamming “Halliburton” and saying Bush “misled” us into war. We welcome this. It’s pure desparation. He’s again complaining about imgainary attacks on his “patriotism”, and he’s […]

Kerry listening to Matthews?

Finally got around to reading the transcript of the old fashioned “open a can of woop ass” that Senator Zell Miller laid on Chris Matthews (just priceless), and came across this little gem from earlier in the night: MATTHEWS: I am telling you, I think it‘s going to exact a response from John Kerry. My […]

A little to close?

Most of us know the wonderful work that ScrappleFace has done through the years. Wonderful, cut to bone, no holds barred satire. Every once in a while, they really, really, really, hit on something. Kerry: Celebrities at Risk if Bush Reelected (2004-08-28) — Democrat presidential candidate John Forbes Kerry today warned that America faces “a […]

Did Kerry turn against Vietnam on Christmas 1968?

Nope. Try a little earlier. At Yale, Kerry was chairman of the Political Union and later, as Commencement speaker, urged the United States to withdraw from Vietnam and to scale down foreign military operations. And this was way back in 1966. But the memory was “seared….seared” into his mind that Christmas 1968, and changed his […]

The New Soldier

Would you like a copy of John Kerry’s “The New Soldier?” Available here Get it quick before Kerry finds out and goes crying to President Bush.

Bring it on!

Let’s get back to the Debate, Kerry says. Let’s talk about the Issues. Healthcare, Jobs, Iraq. But let’s only spend 1 minute of a 30 minute speech talking about them. Because that is the amount of time that John Kerry spent talking about healthcare, jobs, and Iraq during his wonderful speech in New York on […]

WAAAAA. part 2

Kerry has put on his diapers again. NEW YORK – Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry accused President Bush’s campaign and political allies on Tuesday of conducting a campaign of “fear and smear” to avoid talking about jobs, health care and the war in Iraq. When Kerry talks about the reality of jobs, health care, and […]

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