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Church Of Tiger Woods Disolves Over His Personal Sins

In other news, there was actually a Church of Tiger Woods The transgressions of Tiger Woods have proved too much to take for one of the golf superstar’s most fanatical fans, who is now disbanding a church set up in praise of the sports icon. John Ziegler, the pastor of the First Church of Tiger […]

Maybe If Israel Exported Polar Bears, The Left Would Like Them

Apparently, Israel is exporting hippos, now. Wait, what? The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate. Israel’s top safari says it has become the world’s top exporter of hippopotamuses, having successfully sent more than a dozen […]

Halloween Candy Can Spread The Swine Flu. Everbody PANIC!

Sigh Trick-or-treaters should probably keep their hands out of the candy bowl this weekend because of the ongoing swine flu pandemic. It’s just one way that experts suggest will keep children from getting swine flu on Halloween. Health officials hope parents will distribute candy instead of allowing children to grab their treats out of candy […]

Battlestar Galactica’s Grace Park And Tricia Helfer

Yum. Just in time for the new BSG from a Cylon point of view DVD (comes out October 27th, before being shown on TV). See the rest at Maxim. Speaking of hot Scifi babes, Maxim has the Top 17. And the 10 things women want in a man. If you want #6, you can’t have […]

USS New York, Forged With 9/11 Steel, Launched

Sweet! The USS NY is, in some ways, heading home, even though this is its maiden voyage. The Navy’s latest amphibious ship was built in Avondale, just outside New Orleans, by shipbuilders who continued working through Hurricane Katrina to get the job done. They knew their mission was special. The ship contains seven and a […]

Totally Badass Sergeant Kept Fighting Taliban With Shrapnal In His Head

The Black Night says “it’s just a flesh wound” A BLACK Watch sergeant with red-hot shrapnel in his head continued directing a gun battle with the Taliban – from his STRETCHER. Courageous dad-of-three Eddie Nichol, 37 – pouring with blood after two comrades were killed in an ambush – refused to be evacuated as his […]

Evil Right Wing Plot Poisons Arugula!

Will the Secret Service be paying a call on these German grocers? As first reported by news magazine Der Spiegel this week, the customer in Hannover discovered a 150 gramme package of rocket, also called arugula, contained senecio, which is commonly known as ragwort or Greiskraut in German. The poisonous plant found across the country […]

How Bad Is Obama’s Economy?

This bad As the old blues song puts it, “It’s Cheaper to Keep Her.” That may sum up a divorce rate that’s been declining as the economy founders. Marion County divorce filings are down about 20 percent from this time last year. Nationally, filings are down by as much as 50 percent. Family law expert […]

Rebtel Donates 250K Minutes For Iranians To Check On Loved Ones

Well, very cool STOCKHOLM–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Rebtel, the people’s global communications company, today announced it is offering Iranians around the world a quarter of a million minutes of free calling home in support of the non-violent protesters that have taken to the streets over the disputed presidential elections 10 days ago. “No strings attached – just call […]

Immigrant Restaurant Owner Gives Back-Add Hero Tag

I know, Neal Boortz hates the phrase “giving back,” but, I reckon’ this is truly giving back The United States welcomed John Pham in 1979 when he was a child and had moved from Vietnam to make a new life. Now Pham, owner of Ninh Kieu restaurant in Swatara Township, wants to return the favor. […]

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