Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Pigs Used To Test Armor. When Will PETA Freak?

There’s other more serious stuff out there, like how much AGW policy will cost, and the jury still being out on AGW (the author gets slammed in the comments for being and investment banker, instead of being a climatologist like Al Gore, James Hansen, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Ban Moon-ki, Diane Feinstein, Leonardo Dicaprio, IPCC […]

Oral Sex, French Kissing May Cause Tonsil Cancer

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get worse The incidence of tonsil cancer has tripled in the city of Stockholm since the 1970s and doctors at the world-famous Karolinska Institute there think they know why. Oral sex. Or perhaps French kissing. And changes in sexual behavior that took place 20 or 30 years ago, […]

Why Is There A Log In The Road? A Walking One

Not blamed on global warming. Yet SOUTH WINDSOR, Conn. (AP) — A small alligator has been captured in South Windsor after it was found roaming on a local street. Police say a woman walking near the sewer treatment plant Sunday afternoon spotted the 3 1/2 foot reptile on Vibert Road. And you thought your commute […]

The Best Airline Evah!

A BUDGET airline stewardess will keep her job despite being exposed as a part-time porn star. Ryanair hostess Edita Schindlerova, 22, secretly appears on X-rated websites posing as Edita Bente, reports The Sun. (Sun link includes NSFW topless shot) The Airline is going to keep her, figuring what she does in her spare time is […]

Dumbasses Of The Day: Bullets, Queen Nancy, Others

Dumbass 1 CAPE CORAL: Hitting bullets with a hammer in your driveway may not seem like a good idea to you. Matthew F. Dugger, 21, doesn’t seem share that opinion – at least he didn’t before Thursday Dugger was treated at the hospital after one of the bullets police say he was slamming with a […]

“..but I finally got that squirrel strangled with my fingers”

And you thought you had it tough? Tales from the Great Depression Many wonder how they will get by if the current economic times get worse, but for those who lived through the Great Depression, self-sufficiency was the key during the hardest of times. “It was a different world then,” said H.C. Stanley, owner of […]

Naked Obama Battles Naked Palin

On a unicorn vs. a moose. No. Seriously. Dan Lacey has seriously out-done himself on this one You can thank John Hawkins for finding this, and, yes, I am using his version with some strategic blurring. He also has a nude Michelle Obama on a dolphin. Personally, I expected Michelle O. to at least have […]

Wombat Poo Paper Is Coming!

Because we all need a break from politics now and then, and, seriously, how fun is it to read and write “wombat poo?” A north-west Tasmanian company is launching a product made from wombat poo. Creative Paper attracted worldwide interest for its ‘roo-poo’ paper in 2005. Darren Simpson from Creative Paper says the paper is […]

Otters Now Part Of Government Surveillance

click it to make it big. Seriously, what are we teaching the animal world? :D Photographer Enrique Aguirre took this photo of an otter holding a video camera which it is assumed, found the camera at the bottom of the ocean…..or did it!?! (found at Kontraband (probably NSFW)) Hmm, Fancy Zoom doesn’t seem to be […]

Lazy Saturday Fun

Obama’s Elf See more like this on kontraband.com One of the greatest beach music songs eveh! Click it for full size

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