Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

The Obama Seal Has Been Clubbed!!!!!!

Nooooooo! How could they do this? It was the gift that just kept giving!!!!!! (via Sister Toldjah) Apparently, after major, major, I am talking major snark and snickering, The Missiah has decided to do away with his arrogant, “laughable, ridiculous, preposterous and revealing” pseudo-presidential seal. But, on the bright side, he will surely come up […]

It’s Not A Mouse, It’s The Floor!

Hold your lunch! Dirty Dining: Local 10 Makes Startling Discovery At Hialeah Restaurant Local 10 Problem Solvers made a startling discovery in a Hialeah restaurant — dead mice appear to have been painted over instead of being removed. Those who work at La Reina, located at 3828 W. 16th Ave. in Hialeah, claim there is […]

Phantom Mansion Black

Yes, this is where I am for awhile We’ll take “you’re such a geek” as written! :p

Everybody Wants Some

Bonus 2 dollars after the jump Can’t seem to find the vid where they are up on the mountain where Curtis says “go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way….turn.” Might have to burn and upload.

Caught Them Wascally Thong Bandits!

You know I couldn’t resist this story, even if it wasn’t about pirate thongs Police in a Colorado town say they’ve caught two “thong bandits” who used women’s underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery. Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself […]

Evil Terrorist Cows!

Run away, run away! Itchy cows plunged a village near Wrexham, north Wales into darkness after they damaged power lines by rubbing against pylons. More than 130 homes in Gwynfryn had their power cut, some for more than 16 hours, as engineers worked on the damaged lines. A ScottishPower spokeswoman apologised and added that cows […]

Living The Utopian Dream

The NY Times breathlessly relates stories of people who say they will give it all up Like many other young couples, Aimee and Jeff Harris spent the first years of their marriage eagerly accumulating stuff: cars, furniture, clothes, appliances and, after a son and a daughter came along, toys, toys, toys. Now they are trying […]

Court Approves Evil Gay Agenda

Hey, don’t blame me, that is the headline that the San Francisco Chronicle is running for this story We are all going to die. Very, very soon. Did you know? Apparently, the signs are all in place and the plague is clearly nigh and Armageddon is fast upon us because, oh my angry heterosexual god, […]

Top Ten Boobed TV Babes

Cracked takes a shot at determining the top 6 most gratuitously cleavaged women on TV. Interesting, in more ways then one, but, I could have done without #1. How could they forget about Number 6 on Battlestar Galactica, who spends most of the series cavorting in a low cut red dress, and Elizabeth Mitchell from […]

Friday Night Bikini

Huh? <<<<<<< One for the guys, an oldy but goody It’s a cool optical illusion. If you stare at the picture for 5 minutes or so, a waterfall appears.

Pirate's Cove