Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Man’s Pet Parrot Rats Him Out At Alcohol Checkpoint

January 15, 2014 – 3:20 pm

Sounds like someone is having poultry for dinner (News Republic) Police in Mexico City made a drunk driving arrest after a man’s pet parrot betrayed him by squawking, “he’s drunk!” Guillermo Reyes, 49, was driving his blue Chevy by an alcohol checkpoint in Mexico City. As he stopped at the checkpoint, a voice from the […]

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Kids These Days Are Are Spoiled…

November 21, 2013 – 1:57 pm
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Golden Loves Guitars

October 10, 2013 – 2:36 pm

A break from politics and stuff

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Celebrations For Victory Girls And Gator Doug!

September 23, 2013 – 12:24 pm

The ladies at Victory Girls are celebrating their 1st! Gator Doug is cough mumble years old. Stop by and say hello. In the meantime, pirate dance and grog for all!

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The Real Reason For Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

August 29, 2013 – 11:12 am
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Now The Few People Left In Detroit Have To Worry About Big Cats

August 25, 2013 – 4:14 pm

Well, at least one (Freep) Ambling down the block a couple of weeks ago with his 1-year-old daughter perched on his shoulders, Antwaun Asberry sensed something was behind him. He turned around and spotted a tall creature that appeared to be a cat, only a lot bigger. “His tail is longer than my arm,” Asberry, […]

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Hey, Ladies, New Study Proves Men Aren’t Pigs

August 23, 2013 – 10:48 am

The question is, does the study prove us menfolk are liars? (UK Express) A lovely pair of peepers is the first thing about a woman to draw a man’s attention, research claims – contrary to popular belief that his attention is likely to be fixed somewhat further down. Predictably, though, his gaze does wander south […]

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Obama Admin Concerned About Repairing Sound Barrier

August 19, 2013 – 4:11 pm

This is of particular concern for them as Mankind raises the global temperature (Townhall) This past Thursday, the Obama Administration quietly introduced a new endeavor intended to address the environmental effects of manmade objects that travel at supersonic speeds.  White House Press Secretary Jay Carney revealed the program, adding that, “In the eight years preceding […]

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Shooting The Largest Caliber Rifle In The World

August 3, 2013 – 2:11 pm

This is the .950 JDJ. Each bullet costs $40. Only three were ever made.

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It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Piers Morgan Saying “Creepy Ass Cracka”

July 16, 2013 – 2:42 pm

No, really, it sounds simply awesome when said in a British “upper class twit of the year” accent (via Real Clear Politics) PIERS MORGAN: Let’s talk about ‘creepy ass cracka.’ People have said that that is a phrase used by black people, cracka, to describe a white person. Is that true? BTW, Fire Andrea Mitchell […]

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