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A break from politics and stuff

Celebrations For Victory Girls And Gator Doug!

The ladies at Victory Girls are celebrating their 1st! Gator Doug is cough mumble years old. Stop by and say hello. In the meantime, pirate dance and grog for all!

The Real Reason For Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Now The Few People Left In Detroit Have To Worry About Big Cats

Well, at least one (Freep) Ambling down the block a couple of weeks ago with his 1-year-old daughter perched on his shoulders, Antwaun Asberry sensed something was behind him. He turned around and spotted a tall creature that appeared to be a cat, only a lot bigger. “His tail is longer than my arm,” Asberry, […]

Hey, Ladies, New Study Proves Men Aren’t Pigs

The question is, does the study prove us menfolk are liars? (UK Express) A lovely pair of peepers is the first thing about a woman to draw a man’s attention, research claims – contrary to popular belief that his attention is likely to be fixed somewhat further down. Predictably, though, his gaze does wander south […]

Obama Admin Concerned About Repairing Sound Barrier

This is of particular concern for them as Mankind raises the global temperature (Townhall) This past Thursday, the Obama Administration quietly introduced a new endeavor intended to address the environmental effects of manmade objects that travel at supersonic speeds.  White House Press Secretary Jay Carney revealed the program, adding that, “In the eight years preceding […]

Shooting The Largest Caliber Rifle In The World

This is the .950 JDJ. Each bullet costs $40. Only three were ever made.

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Piers Morgan Saying “Creepy Ass Cracka”

No, really, it sounds simply awesome when said in a British “upper class twit of the year” accent (via Real Clear Politics) PIERS MORGAN: Let’s talk about ‘creepy ass cracka.’ People have said that that is a phrase used by black people, cracka, to describe a white person. Is that true? BTW, Fire Andrea Mitchell […]

#IfMyVaginaWasAGun…

I’d forgotten about this little hashtag from Monday till I was reminded via Ace of the poem If my vagina was a gun, you would stand for its rights, You would ride on buses and fight all the fights. If my vagina was a gun, you would treat it with care, You wouldn’t spill all its […]

A Love Letter To The NSA Agent Who Is Monitoring My Online Activity

Funny stuff, via Ned Hardy from Happy Place, some big wet kisses to the NSA (click more tag to open in single page)

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