January 30, 2005 – 2:22 pm
Speaking from a secure location at the Democratic Underground, former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, aka Baghdad Bob and The Funniest Man Alive, weighed in on the the Iraqi elections. "There were no elections. There are no US troops in Iraq. Saddam is still in power. There is no dancing in the streets, and […]
January 6, 2005 – 8:49 pm
Was searching through some old paper files, and came across one of my favorites, so scanned it. Enjoy!
December 31, 2004 – 10:28 am
Be careful next time you go to a bar: HARARE, Zimbabwe (AP) — A man allegedly bit off and swallowed another man’s finger during a bar brawl, court officials said Thursday. Prosecutor Isau Janhi said Nyarubakora was arguing with his wife in a bar last week when he became angry at a second man’s attempts […]
December 13, 2004 – 2:27 pm
I decided to check out one of the anti-Bush links in the Google ads box (gotta go and restrict some of them. Again). This one is funny. "How can 59,054,087 People Be So Dumb." Hey, it’s over 60 Million now, moonbats! I would love to post some pictures of their pithy sayings, but they will […]
December 13, 2004 – 12:43 pm
A woman’s effort to assuage her 6-year-old son’s fears of his grandfather’s ghost by selling it on eBay has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78. Mary Anderson said she placed her father’s "ghost" on the online auction site after her son, Collin, said he was afraid the ghost would return […]
December 13, 2004 – 8:47 am
T"was the night before Christmas, when all through the tree,the birdies and parrots were all filled with glee,The clutches were snuggled in their down feathered nests,while vision of flight, sent them all soaring west. Fresh millet sprays had been hung with great care,with hopes that "Old Scarlet" soon would be there.The conures and Amazons had […]
December 9, 2004 – 9:17 pm
Y’all have got to see this site: Famous Idiot. Some good stuff, such as Teresa calling Kerry and idiot.
December 9, 2004 – 1:55 pm
Perhaps I should have a new catagory, entitled Holy Crap! The following pictures are of a moose that went through a woman’s windshield near South River, Ontario (Canada, of course, hoser). The woman came away with a broken wrist and in need of a good bath. And clean underwear. You have to wonder how she […]
November 18, 2004 – 7:53 am
An airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, â€Captain Marvel has asked me to announce that he’ll […]
November 17, 2004 – 7:33 am
