Category Archives: Rants

Care To See Your Personal Information?

Do ya? Give me your name, and I can find your address, current and past ones, your date of birth, your phone number, maybe even your work address. How about a link directly to a background check on you? Property, 20 year history, criminal. Even a satellite photo of where you live. Sound intruiging? Or […]

Bling Bling Barbie

Sadly, this is not a joke. Product Features Doll is dripping in faux diamonds and faux jewel-encrusted clothing from head to toe Comes with a hot outfit, a glamorous side fashion, and tons of bling-themed piece count like a fun purse, a cell phone, and make-up Each doll comes with a totally sparkly bling ring […]

Dutch Paedophile Group On Ballot

And the American Left wants to just like Europe why? From the BBC: Judge HFM Hofhuis ruled that the Brotherly Love, Freedom and Diversity Party (PNVD) had the same right to exist as any other political party. The PNVD was formed by three paedophiles in May, prompting outrage in Dutch society. It seeks to lower […]

Boycott Gatorade

Why? Watch this Gatorade commercial: [gv data=”bc1UbF3pcDQ”][/gv] Did you catch it? Check out these 2 photo’s, straight from the video on Gatorades webpage: (the one entitled “The Road”)  The commercial is about Team USA Soccer.  No explanation necessary. And, make sure you listen for the booing between the two screen shots. Now, watching the whole thing, […]

It’s A Fire Engine, Beeyatch!

Just a little rant. Bad language, yada yada yada

Daily Adventures

I’m using the ATM here. You mind backing the f*ck off? Get the hell off your phone while driving, or buy a f*cking headset. I really do not need you tailgating and almost rear-ending me at 7:20 am. Asshole. I just want a coffee. No Latte’, no skim milk, no chocolate shavings. Gimme!

Why Men Hate Shopping: Reason 1328

I’ve discussed some reasons why men hate shopping before, now comes another reason. The Seasons Rule. Huh? The Seasons Rule accounts for summer clothes being in stores in the Spring, Fall in the Summer, Winter in the Fall, and Spring in the Winter. Men do not like that. They do not think ahead to by […]

Start With The Proper Spelling

I usually stay away from this type of material, but the name of the day just really annoyed me: Ten couples who have children together and have been living together for years got married Thursday. The group wedding was billed as "Marry Your Baby Daddy Day." The ceremony was organized by Maryann Reid, author of […]

Cell Phone Idiocy

Can anyone explain the use of a cell phone in the bathroom? I mean, total idiocy! Nothing better then talking to someone then hearing "woooossssh" in the background. It happens all the time. Unfortunately. You’re in, say, the Atlanta airport, or, a high class Marriot in Atlanta, and you walk in the WC and you […]

Speak English

I’ll tell you, folks, I personally do not mind some crazy language. Down here in the South (always capitalized) we say reckon, fixin’, and other words that might seem poor English. People all over say ain’t (at least when Mom cannot here it.) Where my Dad comes from, in the Pittsburg area, people pronounce "battery" […]

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