Category Archives: Sports

Quite Possibly One Of The Dumbest Things I’ve Heard A Hockey Analyst Say

Steve Valiquette said Jack Hughes tried to “embarrass” Igor Shesterkin on a breakaway. Hughes was … perplexed ???? pic.twitter.com/IsEVIy6g4d — B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) December 3, 2024 Well, gee, isn’t the idea to try and score? Perhaps the Rangers shouldn’t have given up something like 4 or 5 odd-man rushes and breakaways in the 1st. […]

Hooray! Dodgers Win The Series 4-1 In Epic Comeback

Forget politics, I’m loving this. I’ve been a Dodgers fan since I was in Little League and the team I played for was the Dodgers. Surprisingly, this is only the 8th Dodgers World Series title. They might have had more if the Astros and Red Sox weren’t cheaters (OK, I’m still salty about that) Dodgers […]

2028 Los Angeles Olympics Looking To Ban Cars

It’s never too early to push the climate cult crazy No-car Games: Los Angeles Olympic venues will only be accessible by public transportation Traffic. What will you do about notorious gridlocked Los Angeles traffic? That’s the one burning question repeatedly posed to Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass as she prepares to receive the Olympic flag […]

France Runs Into A Sticky Wicket Over Their Anti-Hijab Laws For Olympics

Is a hijab required for Muslims? On one hand, a woman only has to wear a hijab if she’s going to be seen by a man who isn’t her husband or a blood relation. On the other, the Qu’ran also states that “there is no compulsion in religion”, which means that Muslims have the choice […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Can Harm Soccer

Seriously, a slight uptick in average temperatures is dooming what those weird Europeans call football Football’s climate change threat: Flooded stadiums, too hot to train “God blessed Fulham with great geography,” the Premier League club’s owner Shahid Khan said in 2021 as he discussed his vision for Craven Cottage’s new £80 million stand on the […]

Philly Inquirer Shocked That Temperatures Are Different In Florida Than Pa., Blame ‘Climate Change’

There are doomsday cult hot takes, and then there are Hot Takes. Seriously, someone wrote this, and decided to make it about climate doom Phillies and Braves are experiencing climate change firsthand, and it may affect their play Such a radical change in air masses, said one expert, is more than just a matter of […]

Why Are You Dancing

What is this? Former Dawg Lawrence Cager scores! pic.twitter.com/JE1R4k9tpY — ???????????? (@chxnluh) November 12, 2023 The Giants were down 28-0 at this point. They are 2-8 on the season. They had been pathetic up to this point in the game. I didn’t see this live, because I had switched over to watch a horror movie […]

We’re Saved: US Ski Team To Wear Climate Crisis (scam) Themed Suits At World Championships

This is after taking a long, fossil fueled trip to France. And then they’ll probably dispose of the suits made with fossil fuels, creating waste US skiers to don climate change-themed race suits at worlds Looking cool is just the tip of the iceberg for Mikaela Shiffrin, Travis Ganong and the rest of the U.S. […]

Legendary NC State Broadcaster Suspended For Saying “Illegal Alien”

It’s a term that is actually embedded in federal law NC State broadcaster Gary Hahn suspended indefinitely, officials say North Carolina State University radio broadcaster Gary Hahn has been suspended indefinitely after making a degrading comment while announcing a bowl game score on Friday, CBS 17 has learned. Hahn, an employee of broadcast company LEARFIELD […]

NCAA Essentially Punts On Gender Confused Men Competing In Sports Against Biological Women

The NCAA throws out a whole bunch of Woke buzzwords, and, really, hasn’t changed their policy of allowing men to compete against women, taking away wins, accolade, opportunity, and scholarships NCAA changes transgender athlete participation policy amid calls for reevaluation The NCAA changed its policy regarding transgender athletes, it announced Wednesday. The new approach to […]

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