Category Archives: Wonky Media

Good News! NY Times Exposes Yet Another Secret Program

The NY Times has apparently given up on its research into Sarah Palin’s tanning bed interest, after realizing that, damnitall, she was a hard working governor who did an excellent job, and turns their attention to screwing dissidents around the world The Obama administration is leading a global effort to deploy “shadow” Internet and mobile […]

Palin’s Email Show A “Long Lost Palin” – Cue The PDS

First off, The Politico tells us there are “no bombshells in the Palin emails.” Unless we consider that these same liberals who are chomping at the bit to desperately find something within the emails have managed to put out enormous amounts of CO2 and killed lots of trees to print the 24,000 pages of innocuous […]

The Earth Is Full, And We Need A Happiness-Driven Growth Model….DERP?

The NY Times’ Thomas Friedman brings full bore Barking Moonbat Syndrome, adding in so many Liberals insanity models, but, mostly forgets to offer, you know, solutions. This is what Liberals are best at: bitching and whining, but, refusing to offer a path to fixing the problem, as well as refusing to Do Something themselves. Anyhow, […]

Obviously, Twitter Shares Part Of The Blame For Weiner Being Pond Scum

ABC News doesn’t come out specifically and say that Twitter shares the burden for Rep Anthony Weiner (D-NY) sexting issue, but they sure imply the hell out of it! Congressman Weiner: Did Twitter Make Sexting Too Easy? In the end, of course, New York Congressman Anthony Weiner said he did it to himself. He was […]

Breitbart’s Day Of Vindication, Cannonfire’s Day Of Delusion

There’s much sadness, and insanity, on the port side of the political aisle right now, vis a vis the Weiner affair. And Politico starts us off with In Andrew Breitbart’s up-and-down career as a conservative agitator, it doesn’t get any better than this. Ten days ago, he broke the Rep. Anthony Weiner Twitter scandal on […]

Fish Wrap’s Back To Calling Jihadis “Militants”

Back to the same from the NY Times ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — One of Pakistan’s most wanted militant commanders, Ilyas Kashmiri, was killed in an American drone strike in the tribal territory of South Waziristan, residents and a militant active in the area said Saturday. But Pakistani and American officials cautioned that they had not been […]

Liberal Bummer: Obama Can’t Do Anything To Fix Economy In Short Term

News for liberals: he hasn’t been able to do anything in the long term, either. He’s had over two years. He had a compliant Congress for the first half of his term. What they’ve done hasn’t worked. But, of course, what the Liberals are worried about is not an actually better economy, but, an economy […]

LA Times Doesn’t Believe Weiner, Who’s Surely Happy Edwards Was Indicted

They aren’t buying what Weiner’s selling (LA Times) We really, really don’t want to be writing about Weinergate. Seriously. The travails of Rep. Anthony Weiner seem so much like a piece of here-today, gone-tomorrow political theater, a manufactured controversy just titillating enough to keep the Twittersphere thrumming, that we’d rather not add to the national […]

Palin Bus Tour Upsets GOP Elites

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: for someone who is supposed to be a lightweight, stupid, and has no chance of being president, Palin sure scares the panty shields off of the liberal media and the GOP intelligentsia, and The Politico is there to make sure they tell us once again that […]

MSDNC Anchor: Palin’s Bus Tour A “Breach Of Federal Law”

Funny stuff from Newsbusters, who watch MSNBC so the rest of us don’t have to MSNBC’s Martin Bashir on May 31 insisted that Sarah Palin’s bus tour amounts to a “breach of a federal law.” Anchoring his eponymous program, Bashir scolded, “In fact, the whole thing could be in breach of a federal law because […]

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